RD's love for Steve Waugh being his toxic trait, no the author and her sister wont ever get over it.
Steve *asshole Aussie mode on*: First 3, now 6 then out of the team huh Rahul?
Rahul: That's so funny of him. Such a nice sledge :) He is so good at everything
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Sourav, fuming from the dressing room when Rahul is denied water in that iconic test of 2001: That pasty white asshole! Who does he think he is???? How dare he deny my bestfriend water??In my own fucking country?? I will fucking suck his blood out!!!
Meanwhile Rahul on the field, feverish, in a daze and five steps away from death: Wow, Steve's so ruthless. He is so amazing. How smart. I mean, I would rather die than retire hurt but whatta move. Whatta king *heart eyes*
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Steve: *asking Lee to pepper Rahul with bodyline bouncers*
Rahul *getting hit by said bouncers, bleeding and being retired hurt but is happy Steve came up to see if he is okay*: This is fine :)
Sachin: Bro, he nearly took your ear off
Rahul *bleeding profusely*: It's fine :)
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Rahul *in an extremely good mood one fine day in 2003*: :D
Sourav: Who gotchya smiling like that bro *suggestive eyebrows*
Rahul: He asked me to write his foreword :D
Sourav: ... -_- ... ._. What?
Rahul: My hero XD, I'm writing his foreword. *sighs dreamily* who would have thought?
Sourav: Rahul, he told them to tear you apart once.
Rahul: :D I know, what a captain no?
Sourav: ....
Rahul: :D
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Incorrect Quotes and Shenanigans ft ICT
FanfictionWhat the title says. Don't question, my mental health is the opposite of what normal is supposed to be.
