Mahi: What's a thot?
Virat: .... It's short for thoughtful person
Mahi: Ohhhh okay
*later during a practice*
Rohit: Here Bhai, have some water, you look tired.
Mahi: Thanks Ro, you are such a thot :)
Rohit *chokes on spit*: What???
Mahi: Thot, you are a good thot. Good job.
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Mahi: Boys, if we don't sleep right now, we will hate ourselves in the morning.
Virat: I already hate myself plenty :)
Mahi: ....
Mahi: Okay that is the first thing we will be discussing in the morning but for now please go to sleep
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Rohit, managing the team braincell alone for the first time: So how do Virat and Jaddu get out of these messes?
Mahi: They don't. They just create a bigger one to cover up the last.
Rohit: ....
Rohit: How are you sane?
Mahi *with the thousand yard stare*: Ziva nearly lost her father so many times.
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Mahi: Hey, fun fact but did you know if you buried a body vertically, ten feet deep and then buried a dead animal on top of it, the police won't be able to find it since the animal is a false positive?
Sourav: That's so disturbing, where is the fun in this fact?
Rahul: Really? That's the disturbing part and not the dead animal?
Sachin: I like how none of you are focussing on the dead body.
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Incorrect Quotes and Shenanigans ft ICT
FanfictionWhat the title says. Don't question, my mental health is the opposite of what normal is supposed to be.
