Sourav in 1992, depressed and going through a main character moment, being dropped from India team: So, I probably won't see you again... unless by some miracle I make it back *stares at Sachin expecting some life changing advice*
Sachin, clueless, awkward and nineteen: .... So can I have your bat?
Sourav:
Sachin:
Sourav, also clueless, awkward and nineteen: .... sure.
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Rahul: *speaks for 20 minutes, unprompted, unprepared on some 40 year old IPL bowler's qualities*
Rahul: *Gives a standing ovation recieving speech at Don Bradman Oration*
Rahul: * Is the most well read and eloquent man ICT has ever seen*
Also Rahul, when asked to name his special/unique qualities: uh... I... I... um *Error 404 Page Not Found*
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Virat: WHaT Do YOu meAN wE Are'NT daTinG?????!!!!!
Anushka: whAT dO YOu mEAN WE arE??????!!!!!!
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Sakshi: *kisses Mahi's cheek*
Mahi: What is this?
Sakshi: Affection
Mahi: Disgusting
Mahi:
Mahi: Do it again
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Rohit: I can't believe you stood me up man, I mean I arranged our date, planned the entire day, made sure we were both free and you didn't even turn up??
Ritika: We had a date?
Rohit:
Rohit: So that's what I forgot.
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Incorrect Quotes and Shenanigans ft ICT
FanfictionWhat the title says. Don't question, my mental health is the opposite of what normal is supposed to be.