Since my favorite author just pulled a sherlock reference on me and this scene immediately played out in my head with them
Virat, preparing to pull some hot bullshit: Punch Me!
Rohit, very unwillingly here: What?
Virat: Didn't you hear me? Punch me!
Rohit: I always hear punch me when you speak but it's usually subtext
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The young vice captain, vice-captaining for the first time, MS Dhoni giving his very first pep talk
Mahi: Eventually the universe will grow darker, the black holes will dominate the cosmos, and everyone and everything you have ever known will descend into nothingness and nobody will be there to care
Everyone:
Mahi: And that's why it doesn't matter if we lose or win
Sachin: Mahi, I asked you to give them a pep talk, not an existential crisis
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Mahi's trust in his players varies but not in the way you think
Rohit: Bhai is so focussed on his video game, I could say anything and he would agree.
Jaddu: Prove it
Rohit: Hey Mahi Bhai, I met this cute grasshopper and now we are in love. Will you marry us off?
Mahi: Yeah okay Ro, whatever you want
Jaddu:
Jaddu: Hey Mahi Bhai-
Mahi: No.
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Bonus:
Ritika: So I'm a grasshopper????
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Reported from the ICT breakfast table three days after Rahul dropped a catch and thus lost the match
Sachin, running a little low on sleep: Hey how many hours does it take before you start to hallucinate due to sleep deprivation?
Sourav: ....Why do-
Rahul: 52 hours
Sourav: Why do you know that? Rahul why do you know that????
Rahul, taking a long sip from his ginormous mug of something murky and suspicious: ....reasons
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How Sachin and Rahul really became friends
Sachin, trying to befriend the only way he knows how to: *makes a cup of tea, puts an entire Pacific Ocean worth of salt in it, to give it to Rahul*
Rahul: *sips tea*
Sachin:
Rahul: *finishes tea*
Sachin: I put half a shaker of salt in it, wasn't it bad?
Rahul, awkwardly: Yes
Sachin: Why did you drink it then?
Rahul: I thought you were being nice to me and accidentally put it in there.
Sachin, tearing up: Oh, okay
From that day onwards, Sourav reportedly has a lot of trouble getting Sachin to prank their bestfriend
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Incorrect Quotes and Shenanigans ft ICT
FanfictionWhat the title says. Don't question, my mental health is the opposite of what normal is supposed to be.
