Boss fucker: are me and hotch weird
Milf luvr: yes
Hot chocolate: No
Boy wonder: yes
Boss fucker: but how
Milf luvr: my phone battery lasts longer than ur relationship
Boss fucker: hyperbole much 😒
Mega milf: ur on and off more than a light switch when trying to make it balance in the middle
Hot chocolate: We are not.
Derek Morgasm: Em's undercover relationship with Ian doyle was less weird than u two are
Milf luvr:
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Vigilante justice: is that the guy who tried to kill her
Bbygirl: yep 👍
Boss fucker: piss off derek no way were THEY more normal 😠
Derek morgasm: I said what I said 😌
Hot chocolate: don't you have paperwork you need to be doing.
Derek morgasm: no I finished it hotchypoo 💋
Hot chocolate: check your desk again
Milf luvr: evil
Boy wonder: deserved though
Derek morgasm: 🖤😔⛓️⚔️⚰️🔮😢
Boss fucker: no one gaf abt ur hieroglyphics
Derek morgasm: sybau
Italian stallion: so we're all just ignoring what Derek called hotch
Mom: yes. - Gideon
Bbygirl: pretty much
Mega milf: r u surprised
Italian stallion: perchance
Mom: you can't just say perchance -Gideon
Italian stallion: I'll say what I want to say Jason.
Mom: you're being awfully passive aggressive right now -Gideon
Milf luvr: 🍿🍿🍿
Italian stallion: well you are being awfully annoying I have the right to be passive aggressive
Mom:
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-Gideon
Vigilante justice: ur funny don't go bald
Boss fucker: I'm dying what the flip
Hot chocolate: please don't die
Boss fucker: metaphorically babe
Italian stallion: who are you calling princess dickwad
Milf luvr: dickwad???
Mom: Ever heard of dickfore David? -Gideon
Derek morgasm: 😈
Italian stallion: how's that relevant what even is dickfore
Mom: your mom -Gideon
Boy wonder: how does that answer what dickfore is
Vigilante justice: put a space in the middle and take the e of the end
Boy wonder: oh.
Italian stallion: yea well I slept with your wife
Bbygirl:
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Milf luvr: ^
Hot chocolate: guys calm down or take this somewhere private
Derek morgasm: NO
Boss fucker: NOOO
Mega milf: NOOO!!!
Mom: for the last time if you cum and they don't you didn't sleep with them they fucked you -Gideon
Vigilante justice: 🙊
Boss fucker: Derek listen to was Gideon said maybe you could learn something from him
Milf luvr: 🙊🙊🙊
Hot chocolate: Y/n.
Derek morgasm: uncalled for tbh
Italian stallion: why is Jason even in this group chat he doesn't even work here anymore
Bbygirl: you two really need to settle your differences
Italian stallion: no this is supposed to be a work chat it should only have current members of the bau
Vigilante justice: damn it be like that 😢 #justice-for-me-and-gideon
Mega milf: damn
Boss fucker: can we get back to the starting point of this conversation why do you all think me and Aaron are weird
Milf luvr: him being called his government name instead of hotch is weird
Boy wonder: you're almost too opposite from each other
Vigilante justice: you said like last week that you're a lesbian
Hot chocolate: we are not weird
Derek morgasm: the power dynamic of an employer/employee relationship makes it weird
Mega milf: Derek behaving like he normally does instead of saying something strange is frightening like genuinely
Boss fucker: Derek is definitely the weird one
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