River Song X Reader

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"Don't blame me, I didn't get us into this," you said pointing at yourself.

"You did too! You're the one who made them angry," she shot back "We have five people trying to kill us right now. What are we supposed to do?"

"Actually, it's more like eight," I replied.

"Oh, sorry I wasn't specific enough," she commented sarcastically. A nervous smile formed onto my face. River stuck her hands up "What?"

"We really should have been paying attention, because all eight of them are waiting for us," her eyes widened and she slowly turned to face the pistols aimed at us. She stuck her hands over her head and smiled smugly at me "I guess we're going on a trip!" They surrounded us before quickly leading us from the room. She thumbs up me, obviously annoyed, and in turn I blew her a kiss. She flipped me off. This went on for the entire trip to where we would be held. We sat in the empty room for around 45 minutes before someone came in to take River back to talk to their boss.

"Be ready to leave when I get back, sweetie," she winked at me and followed the man.

"Well-" I said to myself "I have time, let's do a little exploring," I clapped my hands together before jumping up and walking out of the room.

*skippity wippity*

"What are you doing?" River's voice rang through the quiet room.

"...eating," I replied slowly, lifting my face from the bowl of noodles I was currently shoving into my mouth.

"We're being held hostage, and you decide to raid the kitchen?" she ran her hand down her face, sighing.

"They never said the fridge was off limits," I pointed out.

"Come on, we're getting out of here," she laughed finally. I leaned down, shoving a couple more noodles in my mouth before quickly following her.

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