Ant-Man: The Smallest Avenger (Male Reader Insert)

4.4 Secure Systems

Y/N and Hank were sitting in the main office of the X-Con building. Luis was making them both a coffee while Y/N was to the side line with Scott. He had just told him about their ordeal and they agreed the two partners could set up a temporary lab in the building's basement. Y/N then walked over to Luis and stood behind Hank's chair.

Luis: Wow, Dr. Pym... wow, like, who would've thought that, once again, in your hour of need that you would turn to us, you know?

Hank: Not me.

Kurt came in and placed a raspberry dessert down on the table for their two guests. 

Kurt: Help yourself.

Luis: Hey, what's up with the fancy pastry? We gotta keep the food budget down.

Dave: Well, what are we supposed to have for breakfast?

Luis: The oatmeal packets.

Dave scoffed at the suggestion.

Dave: Pffft. Oatmeal packets.

Kurt: It's insult.

Luis: Why is it an insult?

Kurt: Because it tastes like sand.

Luis: You know why? 'Cause it's organic.

Kurt: No, it's not organic. It's sand.

Dave: It's the most important meal of the day.

Kurt: Break teeth.

Luis: You know what, you can get creative with it. Put a little brown sugar on it. You can put some cinnamon. Put a little honey. Whatever you want.

Scott: I take the trouble to bring your abuela's cookies to you and this is what we get?

Y/N: Guys, guys, guys. Come on, man. We got bigger fish to fry. What is that?

The young man was distracted by a sheet of paper promoting the X-Con business. In the corner was Y/N in his Ant-Man suit.

Luis: Oh, it's the new business promotion. Letting people know we're endorsed by and support our local Avenger, the Ant-Man.

Y/N: Hang on. I never agreed to this.

Luis: Scotty said you'd be fine with it. 

Scott: Hey, it was a group decision. I wasn't even the one who suggested the idea. 

Y/N: Well I'd at least like a little heads up before you use my likeness without my permission.

Luis: Technically it's the Ant-Man's likeness because no one can see you behind the mask.

Dave: He's got you there.

Y/N: You know what, we'll deal with this later. Right now we need to focus on setting up the lab and retrieving that data system.

The young man walked over to Hank and sat down by him. He looked over and saw the old man displayed an irritated look on his face. Y/N just smiled at him before turning to look at Scott and continue the conversation.

Y/N: We also need to figure out who exactly our new incorporeal friend is. 

Scott: You said they were wearing all white and walked straight through you, right?

Y/N: Not just through me, but through other objects as well.

Luis: Whoa. So we're dealing with this crazy, creepy cat who walks through walls and stuff. Like a ghost.