Now for the blader whose true intentions were never entirely made clear!
Here's Kyle!
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Kyle is the God of Thievery. As the patron of thieves, he is considered an extremely elusive trickster deity whose true face has never been seen, even by other gods; he's always depicted wearing a kitsune mask. He delights in swiping things out from beneath the noses of others. Nothing brings him more joy than the thrill of the hunt for something pricy, along with witnessing others partake in this devilish act.
He created the act of thievery and taught it to humans. He'd witnessed the various disputes amongst humans due to an imbalance of material possessions between different classes. He taught his ideals to humans as a way for them to "level the playing field", so to speak. Watching what he'd created being practiced across the world brings him much joy, and other deities much annoyance.
Though not all deities find his activities detrimental. Count Night, the God of the Moon, also finds amusement in Kyle's practice of thievery. In fact, he finds it so amusing that he created a way to assist Kyle's thieves. He made it so that the Earth would slowly move in front of the Sun, causing a shadow to fall over the Moon. At most two nights a month, Kyle's thieves were free to steal whatever they pleased when there was no light in the sky. The two deities became associated with each other, and a thief has to pray to both of them if they want a job to go well.
What do you think of God Kyle?
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