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Ken: *cooking pasta*

Maryland Farmer: My oh my, that smells good!

Ken: It sure does!

Maryland Farmer: Can I have some?

Ken: Absolutely! I..... Wait a minute! You don't belong here!

Maryland Farmer: I come from Maryland.

Ken: Scram!

Police: Into the paddywagon with ya! *takes the Maryland farmer into the paddywagon*

Maryland Farmer: I gotta go back home to Maryland!





This story was written on Thursday, March 7th, 2024.

A/N That Maryland farmer had no business here! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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