Ken: *cooking pasta*
Maryland Farmer: My oh my, that smells good!
Ken: It sure does!
Maryland Farmer: Can I have some?
Ken: Absolutely! I..... Wait a minute! You don't belong here!
Maryland Farmer: I come from Maryland.
Ken: Scram!
Police: Into the paddywagon with ya! *takes the Maryland farmer into the paddywagon*
Maryland Farmer: I gotta go back home to Maryland!
This story was written on Thursday, March 7th, 2024.
A/N That Maryland farmer had no business here! 🙄 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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