Outside the Zanzibar Fortress Tex and the Blues were overlooking the Reds as they were with the radio and listening in on what Steve was talking about.
Tex: See? They're down there, messing with the radio.
Church: Oh, so that's what they're doing.
Tex: Yeah. They must be plotting something.
Freya: No it looks like they're just talking.
Church: Or, maybe they're just listening to the radio.
Tex: I know plotting when I see it. That's plotting, which involves talking.
Tucker: Maybe they're scheming.
Tex: No scheming looks different. That's definitely plotting. They're gonna try something.
Tucker: Why? I already told them Red and Blue are the same, it's all a conspiracy. Freya agrees with me.
Church: And I told you that's not true. Vic just made it up to confuse us.
Freya: That just means he's part of the conspiracy.
Church: But he's the one that told you both, Red and Blue are the same.
Tucker: Exactly.
Church: Wait are, are you talking about a conspiracy that Red and Blue are the same, or a conspiracy that Red and Blue are different?
Tucker: Exactly.
Church: You just keep saying exactly, do you have a theory or don't you?
Tex: Look, I don't care about Red, or Blue. All I know, is that those guys are up to something down there, maybe Steve could fill us in.
Tucker: Maybe they're planning to use the radio to beam secret messages to the fillings in my teeth.
Church: Secret messages about what!?
Tucker: Exactly.
Caboose: They are probably trying to tune in to the distress signal they heard on the radio.
Church: What makes you say that?
Caboose: Oh, I know all the details. They were in their car, the Boss Hogg, when Simmin, heard a distress signal, on, the radio, and Gruff was in the back seat. With a monkey.
Tucker: Hmm, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and assume that some of that is wrong.
Church: How do you know all this Caboose?
Caboose: Andy told me.
Church: Andy, who's Andy? Are you, are you Andy?
Tucker: I'm not Andy, I'm Tucker.
Church: No, I know, what's your first name?
Tucker: Lavernius.
Freya:...That's a nice name
Tucker: Yeah, thanks Babe.
She just groaned at that as she took her cue to leave.
Church: Lavernius, well then who's this Andy g- wait a second... are you black?
Tucker: Me?
Church: Yeah
Tucker: Does it matter?
Church: No. I'm just curious.
Tucker: Well if it doesn't matter then why are you curious?
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Red Vs Blue And The Corporal Season 3
FanfictionThe Reds and the Blues continue on their perilous adventure to stop the evil AI O'Malley, somehow their journey gets ever more chaotic and yet hilarious as somehow they end up in the future in their pursuit. All characters and rights go to Roosterte...
