In the Past at Blood Gulch. Church, Caboose and Tucker were standing in front of the tombstones near Blue Base, with Future Church watching from a distance away.
Past Church: Um... Maybe somebody should say something.
Tucker: Okay, go ahead.
Past Church: Not me, jackass. I'm not gonna eulogize myself.
Tucker: What? Why not, I eulogize myself all the time. Wait... I think I don't know what the word eulogize means.
Caboose: Wait, I know how to do this-Dearly beloved
Past Church: No, shut him up, seriously. Shut him up.
Caboose: We are gathered here, today, to witness, the joining together of Tex, and Church, in eternalness together, smuh- speak now! Or forever, rest in peace! With liberty, and justice, for all. The end.
Tucker: Man this funeral is laaaame. If you need me I'll be over by my rock.
Past Church: Hey Tucker, can I have a piggy-back ride back to base?
Tucker: No, nonono, I fell for that shit last time, I'm not doing that. That metal suit is like eight thousand pounds.
Past Church: Come on, one more piggyback ride's not gonna kill ya. I'm in mourning here.
To Future Church.
Past Church: I've been through so much. At least help me paint my body blue.
Future Church: Okay. I may not have been able to save myself or Tex, but I still have time to save everybody else, if I can just keep the A.I. from getting into Doc, prevent Lopez and Sheila from forming their Robot Army, and somehow figure out a way to stop the war between the Reds and the Blues all together. Huh. What if I... Yeah I'm gonna need some help on this one. If this all goes well, me and Tex are going to have a talk about Steve.
Then some time passed as Freya joined the team. Church, Freya and Tucker were trying to activate the repair function within Lopez that Church was currently possessing.
Past Church: Hurhoor... Oh! Hey!
Tucker: Found it?
Past Church: Nah, no wait. All I found was the time and temperature function. It is currently twenty-six degrees, by the way.
Tucker: What? It's not twenty-six degrees out here, that's freezing.
Freya: He means Celsius Tucker
As that was happening, Future Church ran by and into the base.
Future Church: Where the hell is that contact info for Blue Command. We really need to standardize the way we handle our information.
Meanwhile, back outside.
Tucker: Naw dude, it's more like a ..switch.
Past Church: Well, give it a flip.
Tucker: I don't wanna flip it.
Inside, Future Church was standing infront of "Cabose's Importent Lists of Stuf" poster.
Future Church: Okay, here we go.
He then called in the radio for Blue Command.
Future Church: Come in Blue Command, do you read me.
Vic: Hello, hello, come in, do you read me, do I read you, hello, can you read me, what's goin' on, it's a secure channel here, come on.
Future Church: Uh yeah, this is, uh, Flowers, this is Captain Butch Flowers.
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Red Vs Blue And The Corporal Season 3
FanfictionThe Reds and the Blues continue on their perilous adventure to stop the evil AI O'Malley, somehow their journey gets ever more chaotic and yet hilarious as somehow they end up in the future in their pursuit. All characters and rights go to Roosterte...
