Broadcast (Radioapple/Appleradio)

- Chapter 30: Downhill -

Lucifer couldn't believe he found himself in this situation. He was currently in the Radio Demon's radio tower, waiting for him to get ready to broadcast. Alastor explained to him how one of his listeners asked if he could join one of Alastor broadcasts. Lucifer didn't care much about some sinner who asked him to be in Alastor's broadcast, but he did care about Alastor, more then he thought, so of course, he agreed.

A: "So my king, I'm ready for my broadcast! Just tell me when and I'll press the "On air" button!"

Alastor sat on his chair, ready to start his broadcast. Lucifer sighed, getting up sitting next to Alastor. He looked at the grinning demon, before sighing again.

L: "Ready I guess.."

A: "Splendid!~"

Alastor pressed the "On air" button, holding his cane close to him.

A: "Salutations sinners of Pride Ring! Today we are with the most powerful BUT childish being of Hell! Our king Lucifer!"

L: "Excuse me? Most childish being of Hell? Who fucking hurt you today?"

A: "No one!"

The number of listeners were 837 for now. It had only been a minute or two since they started, and they already had many listeners. This amused Alastor, a lot.

A: "As I was saying, we have our dear king of Hell present with us! Is there anything that you would like to say to all of Hell, your highness?"

There was silence for a moment. Lucifer was never good with words, since he never needed to socialize, due to being locked up in his castle for almost 2 centuries. He was thinking his choice of words before speaking up. Alastor cleared his throat, indicating the king to hurry up.

L: "O-oh! Uh.. Hello, Hell?

A: "Lovely choosing of words my kings! Great first speech in almost two centuries!"

Lucifer took his top hat and hid his face with it, blushing from embarrassment. The number of listeners increased with 2.7k viewers. Alastor's eyes widen, his grin still up. He got a small hilarious idea.

A: "A very fun fact about the king is that his height is 5'6! Shorter then an average male sinner! He's practically a baked bean!"

L: "Okay what the fuck!!!"

Alastor chuckled as he saw the number of listeners increase again. 11.7k listeners. This is the most listeners he's had ever since he left 7 years ago. By then they already had their first viewer. Alastor answered the call. It was a female sinner.

A: "Well hello there darling! What may you be asking today!"

?: "The king of Hell is 5'6 right? So that means I'm taller then him! Considering I'm 5'11!!"

L: "Oh yeah? Well screw you for yapping about your height"

?: "I'm not-"

The king then ended the call of the sinner glaring at Alastor who was chuckling.

L: "Screw you too Al."

A: "Hmm. Let us continue!"

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A: "Well it seems that i shall be ending this broadcast for tonight! Don't forget to attend the Hazbin Hotel's fiesta! This is the Radio Demon, signing off!"

Alastor ended his broadcast there, due to it being past 11 pm.  He looked over to his side to see sleeping Luci. He was exhausted from fighting with sinner who were questioning, which seemed like they were making fun of him. With his shadows, Alastor teleported the both of them to his bed room. He placed Lucifer on his bed tucking him under the sheets and then changed his own clothes. He was going to go to the couch when he heard some mumbling. It was the king. He was squirming and mumbling some names.