KONOSUBA

A Sweet Dream

 One fine morning, the sun rose over the horizon, casting a warm glow over the mansion where Kazuma and his friends lived. After conquering the recent dungeon, Kazuma had taken it upon himself to prepare breakfast. The smell of sizzling bacon and fresh eggs filled the air, and Kazuma hummed a cheerful tune as he cooked.

"Breakfast is ready!" he called out, setting plates on the table.

Aqua and Yunyun appeared from their rooms, looking well-rested and eager. They sat down at the table, their eyes lighting up at the sight of the delicious spread.

"This looks amazing, Kazuma!" Yunyun exclaimed, taking a bite of the bacon. Aqua nodded in agreement, her mouth already full.

As they enjoyed their meal, Aqua and Yunyun exchanged glances before Aqua spoke up. "Kazuma, Yunyun and I have decided to go on a journey. We think it would be good to explore more of this world and have some new adventures."

Kazuma raised an eyebrow. "A journey, huh? Sounds fun, but I think I'll pass. I've had enough excitement for a while. Besides, someone needs to keep an eye on the mansion."

Yunyun looked a little disappointed, but she nodded. "We understand. We just wanted to invite you."

After breakfast, Aqua and Yunyun packed their bags and prepared to leave. Kazuma watched them go with a wave, feeling a strange mix of contentment and melancholy. It would be quiet without their usual antics, but he also relished the thought of some peace and solitude.

Kazuma decided to take a walk into town. The morning air was crisp and refreshing, and he enjoyed the simple pleasure of strolling through the bustling streets. As he walked, he noticed Dust and Keith huddled together, peeking into an alleyway with suspicious intensity.

Curiosity piqued, Kazuma approached them. "Hey, what are you guys up to?"

Dust and Keith jumped, quickly turning to face him. "Kazuma! Uh, nothing much," Dust said, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.

Keith leaned in, lowering his voice. "Have you heard about the succubus community?"

Kazuma's eyes widened. "Succubus community? What's that?"

Dust smirked. "It's a secret among male adventurers. They offer... services to help you fulfill your wildest fantasies. It's all perfectly safe, and they make sure you have the most amazing dreams."

Intrigued and a bit skeptical, Kazuma decided to follow Dust and Keith into the alley. They reached a nondescript door, and Dust knocked in a peculiar rhythm. The door creaked open, and they were greeted by a stunning woman in a revealing bikini.

"Welcome," she purred, leading them inside. The room was dimly lit, with plush furniture and a sultry atmosphere. More succubi, each as beautiful as the last, lounged around, casting seductive glances their way.

Kazuma felt his cheeks flush as they were handed papers and pens. "Write down your fantasies," the succubus instructed, her voice smooth and enticing. "We'll take care of the rest."

Kazuma hesitated for a moment before jotting down his desires. This was all so surreal, yet he couldn't help but be curious about the experience.

After finishing, Kazuma and the others were told to go home and prepare for their dreams. Kazuma returned to the mansion, his mind racing with anticipation. The thought of experiencing his fantasies in a dream was thrilling, and he couldn't wait for the night to come.

As the day turned to evening, Kazuma busied himself with various tasks around the mansion, trying to keep his mind occupied. Eventually, he found himself in the kitchen, deciding to have a drink to calm his nerves before bed. One drink turned into two, and before he knew it, he had consumed quite a bit more than he intended.

Feeling a bit tipsy, Kazuma made his way to his room, a lazy smile on his face. "This is going to be one heck of a dream," he muttered to himself as he flopped onto his bed. He closed his eyes, the alcohol making him drowsy, and within moments, he was fast asleep.

Somewhere in the depths of the mansion, a succubus arrived, ready to fulfill Kazuma's written fantasies. She entered his room silently, her presence barely disturbing the air. However, as she approached Kazuma, she realized something was off. The smell of alcohol was strong, and Kazuma was snoring loudly, clearly in a deep, unshakable sleep.

The succubus sighed, a hint of disappointment in her eyes. She gently shook Kazuma's shoulder, trying to rouse him, but he merely groaned and rolled over, lost in his drunken slumber. She couldn't help but chuckle softly. "Humans," she murmured, shaking her head.

With nothing left to do, the succubus departed, leaving Kazuma to his ordinary, dreamless sleep. Morning came, and Kazuma awoke with a slight headache, the events of the previous night a hazy memory. He blinked, sitting up slowly as the sunlight streamed into his room.

"Ugh, what happened last night?" he muttered, rubbing his temples. Then, the realization hit him. He had missed his chance to experience the succubus-induced fantasies. Groaning in frustration, he buried his face in his hands.

"Way to go, Kazuma," he scolded himself. "You had one job."

Feeling a bit defeated, Kazuma got up and headed downstairs to make himself some breakfast. As he cooked, he couldn't help but reflect on the previous day's events. From learning about the succubus community to the disappointment of missing out on the dream, it had been quite the experience.

Later that day, he met up with Dust and Keith in town. They both looked at him expectantly, eager to hear about his night.

"So, how was it?" Dust asked, grinning.

Kazuma sighed, shaking his head. "I... kind of messed up. Drank too much and fell asleep. Didn't get to experience any of it."

Dust and Keith burst out laughing, clapping him on the back. "Classic Kazuma!" Keith said, still chuckling. "Better luck next time, man."

Despite the teasing, Kazuma couldn't help but laugh along with them. It was a silly mistake, but it was also a reminder that even in this fantastical world, he was still just a human with human flaws. As they continued to chat and share stories, Kazuma felt a sense of camaraderie and contentment.

The days passed, and Kazuma settled back into his routine. He spent his time training, taking on odd jobs, and hanging out with his friends. He even started cooking more, enjoying the quiet mornings in the mansion.