MK: did you know that if you close your fucking mouth for once you can stop giving your bitch ass opinions when nobody even fucking asked for them in the first place, you little cunt?
Nichelle:
MK: amazing how the human body works, isn't it?
Ripper: All female ghostbusters? The femenists are taking over!
MK: *Tour guide voice.* And on your left you will see the acne spotted adult virgin.
Julia: I LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR TEN MINUTES AND YOU SPEND EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY-THREE DOLLARS?!
Wayne:
Wayne: you left me alone in a Costco.
MK: *Points at Raj.* That's Raj. He's gay and he always bets against the Vancouver Canucks.
Wayne: *Gasps* Raji?!
Raj: Wayne, I swear I was gonna tell you!
Wayne: AGAINST THE VANCOUVER CANUCKS?!
MK: How do you get with someone?
Raj: Ok, so, first you need a giant pool of tapioca pudding-
MK: Can I skip that part?
Raj: It's pretty essential, MK
Chase: Cheese is just a loaf of milk.
Bowie: do you think no one can hear you?
Emma: Did you clear your schedule for tomorrow? I've been dying to try that new place.
Wayne: *Blink*
Emma: Oh, sorry.
Emma: Dinner. Tomorrow. Me.
Wayne: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
MK: People like you.
Julia: No, people like the carefully curated version of myself that I create for my interactions with other people.
MK: Why not just be yourself?
Julia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHA. No.
MK: Women.
Bowie: No.
MK: Why?
Bowie: men.
MK: No.
Bowie: why?
MK: Women.
Zee: No.
Bowie and MK: Why?
Zee: Soda.
Julia: queer women, we all need swords.
Axel: Way ahead of you.
Emma: LISTEN TO WHAT I'M SAYING. I despise you, I hate you, I want you dead, leave me the fuck alone.
Chase: You love me.
Emma: No.
Chase: You missed me and you love me, why must we fight?
Emma: I hate you!
Chase: we got a good thing going on, why must we tussle?
Emma: I hate you.
MK: Look, I know we don't always see eye to eye-
Julia: that's because you're too short for me to do so.
MK: Listen here you little shit-
Julia: I'd make more jokes but I shouldn't stoop DOWN to that level. I'm ABOVE such things.
MK: I swear to fuck if you don't shut up, I will-
Julia: what? Punch me in the leg? Because that's all you can reach.
MK: I will fucking-
Julia: Can you speak up? I can't hear you all the way down there.
Wayne: *Watching Raj and Bowie.* Two bros. Sitting in a hot tub. Zero feet apart cause they're GAY AS FUCK.
Damien: NO! STAY BACK!
Scary Girl: Hey, where'd you get that piano-
Damien: *Throws a fucking piano at her.*
Bowie: This party sucks, let's go home.
Emma: Bowie, this is a funeral.
