Damien: "How'd you get such a baddie, how'd you land such a baddie, how'd you end up with such a baddie?"
Damien: I did nothing. Emily tossed me over her shoulder, and I've been up here ever since.
Priya: I got popsicles, what flavour does everyone want?
Scary Girl: Blue flavour.
Priya: Do you mean blue raspberry?
Scary Girl: Blue Flavour!!!
Priya: Blue is not a flavour!
Scary Girl: BLUE FLAVOUR!
Raj: I'm Coming Out.
Wayne: *Gasp*
Raj: Is my favourite Diana Ross song.
Wayne: oh.
Raj: Because it reminds me of how gay I am.
Emily: I swear, I was born into the wrong generation.
Emily: I wish I lived in the thirteen hundreds! Where there was no health care, clean water, and everyone died of the plague!
Emily: I'm on the brink of stabbing you.
Gina: Are you threatening me?
Emily: No, I'm flirting with you, flash me a titty, bitch.
*At Caleb and Priya's wedding.*
Zee: I now pronounce you husband and wife-
Emily: HE CHEATED ON YOU!
Zee: WHO SAID THAT?????????
Zee: I now pronounce you husband and wife-
Julia: HE SLEPT WITH YOUR SISTER!
Zee: WHO SAID THAT???? WHO SAID THAT????????? WHO SAID THAT??????????????
Zee: I now pronounce you husband and wife-
Damien: HE SKIPPED LEG DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zee: WHO SAID THAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Ripper: How tall are you?
Zee: Five-eight.
Ripper: How tall are you?
Axel: *Presses a knife to his throat.* I am five foot, two inches, and three quarters. I will destroy you.
TikTok: Being tall actually makes you more likely to die young.
MK, Axel, Priya and Emily: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAA.
Gina, Nichelle, Caleb and Damien: ...
Gina: *Struggling to read out loud.* In the bening- in the bening-ging- in the... In the benin-ding-
Emily: Beginning.
Gina: *Not willing to accept help.* In the bening-ging-
Scary Girl: Shotgun!
Chase: But you had it on the way here!
Scary Girl: hahaha, no! *Whips out a shotgun* I mean I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat again!
Gina: Are you ok? You look really tired.
MK: I'm just ugly, but thanks for your concern.
*BTW, if you could picture Emily in a pretty dress, that would be good.*
Emily: Kiss me.
Damien: What?!
Emily: Kiss me.
Damien: what the- crap, I'm in a dream!
Dream Emily: For fucks sake Damien, you can't even kiss a girl in a fucking dream.
*Going up a big slope on a rollercoaster.*
Priya: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD-
Emily: I LOVE YOU GUYS. I LOVE YOU GUYS.
Damien: WE'RE SO FREAKING DEAD, CRAP!
Julia: I'M GAY. EMILY, I'M SORRY I LIED, I'M GAY!!!!!!
MK: Today I'm going to teach you how to put this meatloaf in the oven.
*Ten minutes later*
MK: I burnt my entire house to the ground.
Emily: So, I heard people saying more expresso, less depresso. So, I'm trying that out.
*Later*
Emily: I'M JUST AS DEPRESSED BUT NOW I'M DEPRESSED AND FAST, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Gina: Yeah, I'm gay.
Zee: Oh, Bowie's gay too, you guys should hook up.
Gina: *Walks down stairs all dolled up.* How do I look?
MK: *Been waiting for half an hour.* Fine, now let's just go.
Gina: 'Fine'? I need gorgeous. I'm changing. *Runs back up the stairs.*
MK: fuCK- I MEANT GORGEOUS- WHY DIDN'T I SAY GORGEOUS-
Ripper: I'm kinda into Axel...
Julia: You want me to set you up with her?
Ripper: Oh! Yeah, that'd be great-
Julia: HEY AXEL, RIPPER WANTS TO FUCK YOU!
Zee: Ok, we're playing two truths and a lie.
Scary: Ooh, I love this game. Um... I like bugs, my eyes are green, and when I was a kid, I fell out of a bus.
Ripper: Ok, it's gotta be a little harder than that, genius.
Zee: ...
Zee: Ripper, her eyes are blue.
*At dinner.*
Gina: ...so then she was all 'Im gonna stab you'
MK: *Has been listening to her talk for the past forty minutes.* Hey G, try this. *Shovels food in Gina's mouth.*
Gina: *Chokes for a second.* Thanks, but like I was saying, then I was like 'are you threatening me?'
MK: *Shovels more food in her mouth.*
Gina: *Chokes for a second again.* M, its good, but I was-
MK: *Proceeds to shovel an entire bowl of food into her mouth over the course of dinner.*
Chase: In my free time I make inspirational postcards for disabled kids.
Chase: This one says 'My syndrome may be down, but my spirits are up.
Bowie: Em, guess who's here?
Emma: Who?
Bowie: Your husband!
Emma: I don't have a husband, call the police.
Chase: *Enters.* Your ex husband!
Emma: I'll call the police.
Emily: Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiiiiiiiiiiii- *Trails off.*
Damien: now I gotta what?
Emily: *Blushing.* nothing, forget it.
Damien: *Smirking.* no no, now I gotta what?
Scary Girl: I might have stole a car from a mob boss.
Scary Girl: And crashed it.
Scary Girl: Into the mob boss's girlfriend, bUT THAT BITCH HAD IT COMING.
MK: *Walks into room with popcorn and sits down on the couch.* What'd I miss?
Damien: *Takes some popcorn.* They've moved on from hair pulling to grinding each others faces into the ground.
Gina and Emily: *Fighting on the ground.*
MK: *Fixing her clothes and hair.* Ok, that- that was a one time thing! From now on, our relationship is strictly a platonic alliance, and-
Gina: *Grabs her and kisses.*
MK: GINA, NO!
MK: NOT WITH THE DOOR OPEN!
MK: *Slams door shut and practically tackles Gina.*
Bowie talking to Gina: You could never be satisfied, god I hope your satisfied!
Emily vibing in the background: WELL SHE NEVER GONNA BE A FINALIST NOW!
Priya the back up singer: NEVER GONNA BE A FINALIST NOW!
Raj in episode 1, season 2: *Whispering to Bowie.* Apologize.
Bowie: No no, apologies are for the pathetic and weak.
Everyone: *Glares.*
Bowie: ...so technically, they should be apologizing to me, because they're all pathetic and weak.
