Ummmmmmmmmm.
I found out about this after pride month, soooooo. :P
Elexa_Ruby they fit the theme. That sentence will make more sense a bit later.
Shoshana: hello there gorgeous! I'm Shoshana George, Business Mogul, former president, and SEX ICON!
Shoshana: But just because I have standards doesn't mean I can't be an ally!
Shoshana: That's why this *gags for a second.* June I'm introducing my 'DRAG IT YOU FUCK IT' collection.
Shoshana: Slay with my 'makeup for men'!
Eric who was paid to be here: so masc.
Shoshana: Or try my 'man heels' for tops and bottoms! Because we can all fuck each other a little closer to god!
Shoshana: *Holding censored thing.* and I don't even want to know what you freaks do with this thing!
Tessa filming: Um, that's a vacuum?
Shoshana: yes, but what do the 🚬s use it for?
Silas being interviewed: I really do think she's trying to change. Like, usually when she visits the Gayborhood she has that hazmat suit, but not today!
Silas being interviewed: she even said something quite nice to me and my boyfriend.
*Cuts to Shoshana talking to Silas and Mateo*
Shoshana: either of you 🚬s know the time?
*Cuts back to Shoshana talking to the camera.*
Shoshana: I may not know much about the men and women who chose this weird lifestyle, but this month, I care about them!
Shoshana: you can't spell homosexual without ME!
Shoshana: They keep adding letters, but I keep adding TOLERANCE!
Eric: *Knocks over her LGBTGIAHSNOIEDN sign and makes the letters go everywhere.*
Shoshana: MY PRECIOUS ACRONYM- *tries to remake it.* FUCKING 🚬S GOTTA MAKE THIS A FUCKING PUZZLE FOR THE NORMALS-
*Cuts to her kicking open a door to a room with eric and Tessa in it.*
Shoshana: WHATS THE L-G-B-TEA, MY CUM DUMPS?
Eric: I'm not gay? I have a girlfriend?
Shoshana: well, you fooled me, and you're gonna fool her, honorary 🚬
*Cuts to Shoshana addressing a crowd.*
Shoshana: IF GOD SAID 🚬S WERE SINNERS, THEN WHY DID THEY MAKE THEIR PORN SO FUCKING HOT?
Tessa filming: Oh god...
Shoshana: THE CHOICE TO BE GAY IS THE CHOICE TO SLAY!
Eric: you told the gays it doesn't get better?
Shoshana: I never heard those words, never said those words.
*Cuts to her walking with Tessa and Eric.*
Shoshana: hold on 🚬s, I see another. IT DOESNT GET BETTER!
Silas: *Just trying to go for a walk.* Huh?
*Cuts back to Shoshana talking to the camera.*
Shoshana: well it did get better, because i got richer.
Tessa: And you stopped threatening gay people with bear mace.
Eric: *Alarm goes off.* Oh, it's midnight.
Shoshana: why the fuck would I care if it's midnight, 🚬 in hiding?
Tessa: It's July first? Pride month is over?
Shoshana:
Shoshana:
Shoshana:
Shoshana: where's my FUCKING BEAR MACE?
Tessa: SHOSH, NO-
Eric: I DUMPED MY GIRLFRIEND FOR THIS JOB?!
Shoshana: WELL GET HER BAAAAAAAAAAAAACK-
