Alex, Scarlett, Gina and MK. My OG quote squad.
Alex: Hey, check out my cat umbrella! *Opens the umbrella while indoors*
Gina: Lex, that's bad luck...
Alex: Chill out G
MK, kicking down the door: WHO SUMMONED ME?!?!
Alex and Gina: *screams*
Scarlett: Sorry I can't be emotionally vulnerable with you it'd ruin the mystery.
Alex: When Scarlett was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
MK: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
Gina: You know what's funny about MK? They're my best friend, and anyone who'd hurt them is someone I'd murder, probably.
MK: Consider the fundraising over! Your hero has arrived!
Alex: Uhh... where did you get so much money from, MK?
MK: Well, you know, I'm pretty good at numbers. I just crunched them, I stretched them, I analyzed my accounts, I timed the market-
*police sirens start to wail in the background*
Alex: DID YOU ROB A BANK?!
MK: Oh, come on, Alex, do you really think so little of me? *opens the bag as purple dye explodes on their face*
Alex:
MK: ...it was a credit union.
Gina: Maybe the true treasure was friendship all along. But I hope not, because I can't spend friendship on new clothes
Gina: Are you a cuddler?
MK: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Gina:
MK: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler.
Gina: Hey, what're you star signs?
MK: *Texting her mum.* Mom, I'm in bed with a girl who needs to know the exact date and time of my birth.
MK's mum: I gotchu.
Alex: *is throwing stones at Scarlett's window*
Scarlett: You have a phone for a reason, Alex!
*THUD*
Scarlett: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Alex: Pros and cons of dating me.
Alex: Pros. You'll be the cute one.
Alex: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-
Alex: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*
Alex: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"
Associate: Well, I-
Alex: How about "You banged my mom?"
Associate: No...
Alex: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.
Alex: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
Gina: Our relationship is strictly professional.
MK, sitting on Gina's lap: Absolutely. Only on business.
Gina: 'not all men are like that, not all men would rape you, not all men are a threat'
Gina: Here's ten MnM's. Four are poisoned. What do you mean you won't eat any? Not all the MnM's are poisoned. Don't be a bitch.
Alex: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
MK: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Gina: Self care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
MK: If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands.
Alex: If history repeats itself, I'm so getting a dinosaur!
Scarlett giving advice to Alex: If your brother hates you for no reason, give him a reason.
Scarlett: And what can you do, my beanie donning fellow?
MK: *Pulls out a gun.* I can kill you quick.
Scarlett: HA. *Draws sword.* No.
