(This is a cannon event in my mind.)
Alastor: why on earth do people act as if sexual inter course is a necessary life experience?
Rosie: no idea.
Alastor: it's ridiculous.
Rosie: wanna try and see what the hype's about?
Alastor: I suppose.
*ten minutes later.*
Alastor:
Rosie:
Alastor: that was one of the worst experiences I've ever had the displeasure of indulging in.
Rosie: agreed.
Alastor: shall we take our minds off it?
Rosie: I'll get the knives and wine.
