Eun-Jung: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Deok-Su: Dorito's cool ranch.
Eun-Jung:
Eun-Jung: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Deok-Su: I love that song.
Jun-Ho and Gi-Hun: *Arguing*
Chae-Yeong: *Appears out of fucking nowhere* scuse me? *turns to Jun-Ho* wow... you're really good looking.
Jun-Ho: *Uhhhhhhhhh*
I am the GOAT. Putting squid Game quotes in a chapter where Squid Game characters say quotes.
Ali: *casually taking four stairs at a time*
Sang-Woo, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-
Ali: Don't quote me on this, but I believe murder is illegal!
Eun-Jung: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Ali, looking at Eun-Jung: Yeah... but do you know what's more beautiful?
Eun-Jung and Ali in unison: *sighs* Sang-Woo
Eun-Jung: Why are you late?
Sang-Woo: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness.
Eun-Jung: Overslept?
Sang-Woo: Overslept.
Gi-Hun: I'm not like other girls.
Gi-Hun: I do sports (Mainly fencing.)
Gi-Hun: I have dark hair.
Gi-Hun: I'm a man.
Gi-Hun: My name is Inigo Montoya.
Gi-Hun: You killed my father.
Gi-Hun: prepare to die.
Sang-Woo: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Gi-Hun: You and me!
Sang-Woo: *tearing up* Ok.
Deok-Su: I can't believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they're all just posers.
Mi-Nyeo: Deok-Su, for the last time, we're at a funeral.
Sang-Woo, near tears: Please, Ji-Yeong, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
Mi-Nyeo: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?
Some lady on the internet: I'm not like other girls! I want kids!
Some other lady on the internet: I'm not like other girls! I don't want kids!
Sang-Woo: *Screams and throws phone.* MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!
Jun-Ho: The clock is ticking! We don't have time for this asinine tomfoolery!
Chae-Yeong: This unmitigated poppycock?
Sang-Woo: Extravagant hogwash!
Jun-Ho: Okay, stop.
Jun-Ho: Did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything?
Mi-Nyeo: I had a lizard that I burnt.
Mi-Nyeo: I think I'm falling for you.
Deok-Su: Then get up.
Ji-Yeong: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people.
Sang-Woo: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Eun-Jung and Ali's convo?
Gi-Hun: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.
Chae-Yeong: I'm in the washing machine.
Sae-Byeok: I'm in the closet.
Gi-Hun: We accept you Sae-Byeok. <3
Sae-Byeok: No I'm literally in the closet.
Gi-Hun: Love is love. <3
Eun-Jung: Gi-Hun, I'm afraid.
Gi-Hun: Just stay close to Deok-Su.
Eun-Jung: That's why I'm afraid.
Sang-Woo: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?
Ji-Yeong: What? No, I—
244: *enters room*
Ji-Yeong: *jaw clenches*
