This is just three quotes, but they're kinda long (That's what she said) soooo. Ya.
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Bowie: Oh no you don't! Sweetie, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Raj: Why not?
Bowie: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde!
Raj: Doesn't matter.
Bowie: I drink! I drink all the time!
Raj: I don't care.
Bowie: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with an influencer!
Julia: *Waves*
Raj: I forgive you.
Bowie: ...
Bowie: *Dramatic little gay stereotype.* I can never have children!
Raj: We can adopt some.
Bowie: But you don't understand, sweetie! I'm a man!
Raj: Well, nobody's perfect!
Bowie: ...
*Cuts to them standing at the alter.*
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Raj: Ooh, we're like one big happy family! And I'm the dad, and Bowie's the mom!
Bowie: wait, why am I the mom?
MK: I know they're probably thinking like I'm the kid, but I'm NOT.
MK: I'll be the bi, emo cousin.
Nichelle: I WILL BE THE KID, THE HOTSHOT, WHO'S ONLY DREAM......... Is to be a STAR.
Chris: I feel like I'd be like uhhhhhhhh... the fresh out of jail uncle?
Julia: and I'm the sassy aunt.
Julia: who talks shit about everyone.
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Bowie: hey Raj, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Raj: Seventeen Again?
Bowie: yeah.
Raj: it fell in the hole.
Bowie: what hole- oh my god! *sees a big ass hole in the floor.*
Raj: yeah.
Bowie: I... are we gonna try and do anything about it???
Raj: well, I put a rug over it. But it... it fell in the hole.
Bowie: well, shouldn't we call the police?
Raj: I did.
Bowie: oh. Well that's good I guess. When are they getting here?
Raj: they fell in the hole.
Bowie: ...
Raj: ...
Bowie: where's Wayne..?
Raj: ...
Bowie: Raj, where is Wayne???
Raj: he's at work.
Bowie: oh! *Visibly relieved.* well, where does he-
Raj: he works in the hole now.
