*In a pitch black room.*
Emily: I can't see a thing...
Gina: thanks so much for that previously unknown information.
Shoshana: who just grabbed my ass?
Eric: *awkward cough.*
Emily: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Emily: son of Lucifer? That's hot.
Pheonix: I'm gay. *Leaves.*
Kala: how did you get this?
Chilli: *wearing pretty dress.* remember that sewing machine you say I never use? Well, I sold it and bought this dress!
Roxy: don't break someone's heart. They only have one of those.
Enola: break their bones instead! They've got at least two hundred and six of those bad boys!
Eric: Alex, I know you're going through a lot right now, and let me just say... Jesus Christ am I glad I'm not you.
Chilli's brothers: *screaming.*
Chilli who spent two hours researching 30s slang.* someone get me a Chicago typewriter and some sourdough for bail.
Roxy: you learn a lot when your fiancé kills himself right in front of you. For one, don't suggest a suicide pact, and two, if you do suggest a suicide pact, make him promise not to save your life.
Alex: *singing a diss song*
Eric: shit. Wonder who that song's about.
Gina: you're a fucking idiot.
Munchkin: as us Pansexuals say, where there's a hole, there's a goal!
Atlas: I hate when DJs go 'make some noise!' but don't specify what kind of noise, so I'm in the back just going,
Atlas: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chilli: how do you always stay so positive?
Kala: just because you see a smile, don't think you know what's going on underneath.
Gina: in Greek mythology there was an island with ten thousand lesbians living on it.
Tessa: wonderful, we know where to move now. I'll pack my hair dye and astrology charts.
Pheonix: anyone want some cucumber water-
Enola: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. *hides up a tree.*
Roxy: we were both dealt a shitty hand in the great blackjack game that is life.
Alex: but that isn't gonna stop us from raking in plenty of brown chips.
Emily and Roxy: *chatting in Spanish.*
Brooke and Enola: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING???
Enola: respectfully, you are flat as a board.
Alex: I mean, that makes sense as I'm a-
Enola: like, no offence obviously but like... holy shit, your chest resembles a pancake.
Sarah: I just wanna drink slushies and contemplate suicide.
Emily: I do not think I'm only good for sex!
Alex: you literally wrote a song called Use Me Up.
Casino guy: pick a card.
Alex: *grabs a playing card.*
Roxy: *grabs casino guy's credit card.*
Casino guy: wait what?
Roxy: *grabs Alex's hand.* RUN BITCH, RUN!
Gina: I hope you die.
Emily: FIRSTLY, don't threaten me with a good time.
Chilli: I hope you know that if I walked into a strip club and you worked there, I would buy you a hoodie, take you out to get lunch, and help pay for your university so that you could study to get a less looked-down upon job.
Scar: love you too.
Enola: *sits beside alex* ok, girl talk time.
Alex: I'm not a-
Enola: SO, Roxy's into this girl...
Chilli: are we lost?
Kala: I know the way around my own town- wait, this isn't my street.
Maddy: one good thing about being half deaf is that if someone pisses me off, I can throw my hearing aid at them at full force!
*Emily, Chilli and Alex are hanging out.*
Chilli: *whispering.* we're the fucking autism avengers.
Pheonix: *points at Roxy.* who the fuck's she?
Enola: mother.
Atlas: I want Ghost to put cocaine in his dick, so I can suck dick and get high at the same time.
Chilli: who the fuck starts a conversation like that?
Alex: *drunk and petting Enola.*
Enola: I hate my life.
Gina: *Holding a mop and dancing on some stairs.*
Alex: ... what are you doing?
Gina: *still dancing.* I just cleaned these stairs, and if I slip in under five seconds, they're sufficiently clean- *slips and falls down the stairs.*
Alex: are you ok?!
Gina: TEN SECONDS, WE'RE GETTING CLOSER! *sprints back to the top.*
Pheonix: morning.
Alex: it's twelve PM.
Pheonix: cool, what's for breakfast?
Alex: be real, we all had a crush on Harry Hook from Descendants.
Roxy: be honest around Enola. She loves honesty.
Pheonix: one time I got high at a concert and fucked some succubus guy then woke up half hanging off a roof in cannibal town with my shirt torn to shreds and like, four different liquids on me.
Enola: *screeches in ace.*
Alex: you should really stop drinking so much.
Emily: *drunk in an alley.* and YOUUUUUUUUUUU should SHUT your mOUth *throws a bottle at him.* I haven't seen my mom in seven YEEEEEEEEARSSSSSSSS.
Tessa: I don't want to destroy all of civilisation. Just half. THE MALE HALF.
Chilli: I hate men.
Atlas: more for me then.
Roxy: when I was a teen my ma said "if you do some fag shit, I'll paint the walls pink with your fucking brains." so naturally, I went down to a bar and fucked the first gal I saw.
Gina and Alex: KARMAS A BITCH. SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER.
Alex: I hate us both.
Gina: agreed.
Alex: Emily's cool. I sometimes steal her booze and replace it with mineral water.
Enola: so like, where are your tits?
Alex: I'm not a-
Roxy: did you ever think she's sensitive about her lack of tits?
Pheonix: just like her lack of self esteem.
Roxy: *smacks him with her purse.* didn't your father ever tell you to be nice to women?
Alex: I'M NOT A FUCKING-
Gina: Alex is lucky. He got the Emily with nothing to lose, I got the Emily who lost everything.
Sarah: my boyfriend threatened to rip out my uterus with his bare hands if I keep asking him if he wants children.
Emily: that's hot.
Eun-Jung: so hot.
Gina: what the fuck-?
Atlas, Scar, Munchkin and Kala: *chatting about boys.*
Chilli: I gathered you here to plot world domination for fucks sake.
Kala: ...but Tom Cruise.
Ellie: I'm a forgotten OC. Of course my book was never officially discontinued because nobody cares.
Ellie: I'm a forgotten OC. Of course the author had big plans for me which they then didn't know how to execute.
Ellie: I'm a forgotten OC. Of course this is the first time I've been mentioned in years.
Emily: do you have daddy issues?
Pheonix: I don't even have a mom?
Emily: *gives him bone crushing hug.* NEITHER DO I!
Emily chatting with Alex: if we went to the same high school I definitely would have got with your brother at some point.
Enola: a bad thing about being part cat is I can hear Roxy and Velvette fucking at three AM. I haven't slept in days.
