Scary Girl: PUPPET SHOW!
Scary Girl: *Holds up book and opens and shuts it* 'Lauren?'
Scary Girl: Yes mister book?
Scary Girl: *Opens and shuts the book* 'What happens when books die?'
Scary Girl: Well mister book, let's see.
Scary Girl: *throws the book in the fire* 'AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
Everyone: *Concerned*
Zee: *Clapping*
Emma: I should have left you on that street corner where i found you.
Chase: But ya DIDN'T!
Scary Girl: I'd kill someone if you asked me to.
Damien: I'm pretty sure you'd kill someone even if I didn't ask you to.
Bowie: if he doesn't treat you right, you're gone!
Emma: I'm gone!
Bowie: Now chop his dick off!
Julia: *Shoves people out of her way.* Move, I'm gay!
Zee: *Gets a pump of every soda at a fast food restaurant*
Zee: *Takes a sip and looks at camera* fuck you.
Julia: I never thought I would have blood on my hands...
MK: yes you did.
Julia: ok, true-
Priya: yeah, my home life's the worst!
Writers: *Holds up Caleb* here's a piece of candy.
Priya: yay, I love candy!
MK: If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.
Axel: What?
MK: Good luck.
Chase, trying to impress Emma: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.
MK: They turned it off and back on again.
Raj, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book!
Wayne: I don't know, dude, I've never met anyone that opened a math book and didn't say "fuck me".
MK: I don't need friends, they disappoint me.
MK: *Dance move*
Emma: How do you know what's good for me?
Bowie: that's MY OPINION.
Chase: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
Nichelle: I don't sing in the shower, I perform.
MK: Hey.
MK: Whatever means I can keep crashing here rent free.
MK: Video games are expensive.
Ripper: I can't live without you!
Axel: Aw.
Axel: Then die!
Axel: *Leaves and slams door
*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*
Bowie, MK, and Julia: *spinning a little and talking*
Chase, Scary Girl, and Wayne: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
Millie: So, everyone, what does a story NEED?
Emma: A character!
Nichelle: A setting!
Scary Girl, a gleam in their eyes, in a near-whisper: REVENGE.
Damien: I'm very scary.
Julia: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Damien: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Julia: And small.
Damien:
Damien: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Emma, ordering coffee: I'd like a light roast.
Julia: You're kinda ugly.
MK: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
Ripper: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.
Axel: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.
MK: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
