*On social media*
Jill, posing with a key in front of Hoffman: Living my best life.
Jigsaw, commenting: Sweetie, Hoffman is in the reverse bear trap.
Jill, replying: This aint about him
Eric Matthews: Heard Amanda telling Daniel that her dad could beat up his dad *Boxing gloves.*
Jigsaw: She said what?
Eric Matthews: *Fighting stance* You heard me!
Jigsaw: Omg, my adopted daughter called me dad!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eric Matthews: Omg, that's so cute!!!!!!!
Lynn as a waitress: Would you like a table?
Amanda: No, I came here to sit on the floor. Carpet for three please.
Amanda: I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hoffman: OH?! WELL, NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!
Jigsaw: Mark, give Amanda your $200. You landed on her property.
Hoffman: NO! SHE'S IN JAIL! I'M NOT GONNA GIVE MONEY TO A CRIMINAL!
Amanda: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PPLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Billy the Puppet: Father? Why is sister screaming?
Jigsaw: Shut the fuck up, Billy! You don't get to talk after stealing my LAST RAILROAD!
Amanda: I WISH I JUST GOT FLIPPED INSIDE OUT!!!
Hoffman: ME TOO!
Jigsaw: YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!
Amanda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lawrence: *After a bad day.* Just put me in the reverse bear trap already.
Amanda: Yeah, so your mouth's open wide enough to suck Adam's dick.
Lawrence: I- Jesus- What the fuck-?
Amanda: Sometimes I like to paint myself blue and lay on the bottom of swimming pools so I can grab little kid's ankles and watch them drown.
Jigsaw: This is my daughter Amanda and her brother Mark.
Lawrence: Why didn't you just call him your son?
Jigsaw: I don't like him.
Some fly: *Doing the little hand rub thing.*
Xavier: The fuck you so smug about, your life span is three days, you little shit.
Amanda: Why do folks call Mark 'Hoffman' and John 'Kramer' but no one calls me 'Young'?
Daniel: You're like, fifty.
Amanda: I'm thirty three, you little shit.
Jigsaw: *In his backwards hat.* How do you do, fellow kids?
Amanda: ...Dad, what the fuck-
Character in the Saw universe: *Puts on backwards hat.* I'm twenty years younger now.
Daniel: I always feel bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, damn grandpa, I'm sorry for flaunting my youthful stride.
Jigsaw: Heard you using my name to get famous!
Bobby: N- No, Jigsaw, it's not what you think!
Jigsaw: *Holds up Joyce.* I won't hesitate, BITCH!
Adam: I replaced my bong water with sprite and I haven't slept in days, help.
Jigsaw: Go team Me And My Gay Children!
Hoffman and Amanda: We are not calling our team that!
Jigsaw: too late, I already ordered branded hats and fridge magnets *Holds up T.M.A.M.G.C hat.*
Jigsaw: *Watching Adam and Lawrence.* Best rom-com of the two thousands.
Jigsaw: BoyfriEND girlfriEND bestfriEND. only death games have no end. death games will always stick by your side.
