Charlie: This battle's gonna be hard.
Angel Dust: Hard?
Charlie: it's gonna be bad.
Angel Dust: Bad?
Charlie: It's gonna be rough!
Angel Dust: Kinky.
Husk: I'm in love with you.
Angel Dust: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Husk: I know.
Angel Dust: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
Angel Dust: How do I tell Husk that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?
Charlie: Relationships should be 50/50. Vaggie cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Vaggie: I like your new pants!
Charlie: Thanks, they were 50% off!
Vaggie: I'd like them better if they were 100% off. *winks*
Charlie: The store can't just give away clothes for free.
Vaggie: Thats's... not what I meant.
Charlie: That's a terrible way to run a business, Vaggie.
Husk: so, what're your kinks?
Angel Dust: questioning and confusion.
Husk: what? Why?
Angel Dust: *Moans*
Charlie: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Vaggie: Um...Neat.
*later*
Vaggie, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Husk. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Husk, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Niffty. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Angel Dust confessed their love for me?
Vaggie: Didn't you thank them?
Husk: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked them.
Angel Dust: Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection here. *winks*
Alastor: are you a television? Because I can't fathom why anyone would love you.
Husk and Niffty: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Angel Dust: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call?
Husk: No. No, Angel Dust, it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: The Angels invade again. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Angel Dust calls Valentino. Number five: Niffty gets eaten by a shark.
Niffty: I'm Niffty, and I approve the order of that list.
Alastor: Hey, Vaggie, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Vaggie: Yeah.
Alastor: And you, Charlie?
Charlie: Umm... yes?
Alastor: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Charlie: Did he just-
Husk: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Angel Dust: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now.
Angel Dust: Would you like me to tutor you?
Vaggie: That was smooth.
Angel Dust, texting Husk: Hey do you like anyone?
Husk: Yeah you
Angel Dust: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends
Husk: *Yeah, you?
Husk: Oh haha sorry lol
Angel Dust: *dies inside*
Charlie: Two bros!
Charlie: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Charlie: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
Katie Killjoy: And now for a gay update with Vaggie and Angel Dust.
Vaggie: Getting gayer.
Katie Killjoy: Thank you, Vaggie.
Husk: you got any skills that don't involve sex?
Angel Dust: I can make good Italian food.
Husk: marry me.
Cherri: Bro-
Sir Pentious: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Sir Pentious: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
