Charlie: Hiiiiiiii. I'm Charlie, and I'm passing the phone to the prettiest girl in the room <33333333
Vaggie: I'm Vaggie, an I'm passing the phone to the bitch who would could fail kindergarten because she can't even clap.
Lute: I will rip your other fucking eye out. And I'm Lute, and I'm passing the phone to the traitor to heaven.
Lucifer: I'm Lucifer, and I'm passing the phone to the daughter stealing deer bitch.
Alastor: HAHAAAAAA. FUCK YOU. Anyhow, greetings! I'm Alastor and I'm passing the pocket radio to my dearest friend.
Mimzy: I'm-
Rosie: Heya, I'm Rosie! And I'm passin' the phone to the man who I would eat alive, but the glass would get stuck in my teeth.
Vox: what the fuck-? Ok, I'm Vox, and I'm passing the phone to a guy who gambled away his soul to the BIGGEST RED FLAG on this side of the pentagram.
Husk: Where are those fucking murderous loan sharks when you need 'em..? Anyway, I'm Husker, I'm passing the phone to a guy who cheated on his boyfriend with a glorified iPad.
Valentino: prepare to die, pussycat. Anyway, I'm Valentino, and I'm passing the phone to the ungrateful whore.
Angel Dust: Go fuck yourself, 'cause I definitely won't be. Anyways, I'm passing the phone to my girl.
Cherri: Cheers mate. I'm Cherri, and I'm passing the phone to the hottest snake I've ever seen.
Sir Pentious: *Dies for a moment.* Well, alright then... My name's Sir Pentious and I'm passing the phone to my new friend.
Emily (Not my OC, the Seraphim.): Thanks! I'm Emily, and I'm passing the phone to the LIAR.
Sera: I HAD A REASON! *Sigh.* I'm Sera, and I'm passing the phone to the person who can't be in a serious meeting without singing.
Adam: get fucked. Yo, I'm Adam, you already knew that, I'm passing the phone to the bitch who FUCKING STABBED ME.
Niffty: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. I'm Niffty, and I'm passing the phone to a BAD BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
Zestial: Greetings. I am Zestial, and I am passing thy phone to a woman of great puissance.
Carmilla: Thank you, my friend. I'm Carmilla carmine, and I'm passing the phone who would need a stepping stool to see eye-to-eye with me.
Velvette: Fuck off, angel killer. Anyways, I'm passing the phone to the less-ugly of the three left overs.
Katie Killjoy: I'm Katie Killjoy, and I'm passing the phone to the limp-dick jackass.
Tom Trench: Um, hi. I'm Tom Trench, and-
Katie Killjoy: GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT.
Tom trench: I'm passing the phone to the only person left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Susan: FUCK OFF!
