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Blitzo blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.
" Nice one, B!" Millie complimented.
" Gimme another, Mox," Blitzo ordered. Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face.
666 News logo appears as Blizo loads up his flintlock pistol.
" Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!" Moxxie changes the channel before Blitzo can shoot. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominence. Moxxie flinches in anticipation.
" Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'..."
Moxxie switches the Channel once again. Wall Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.
"I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory, where you make the things and I make the money! Please! I'm very desperate!"
" Bingo!" Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.
" SIR!" Moxxie screamed.
" WOO! You're on a roll, sir!" Millie complimented.
We switch to Loona was was sleeping only to be woken up by rumbling.
" Guys... do you feel that?" Loona asked. Everyone looks around to see things falling off the table.
" Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?" Blitzo questioned. Moxxie was confused. " That's possible?"
Millie grabs Moxxie. " Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!"
Moxxie was staring at his wife with a confused face. " I'm not "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen."
Loona grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him. " STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!" Loona yelled before smacking Moxxie towards the window.
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