Random stories from my life

Flour

Currently writing this, this happened legit five minutes ago and I think it's kinda funny and it shows how strong the rivalry between my siblings and I can get.

After I finished eating an entire can of chocolate frosting my mom got for me because Mother Nature decided to pay a visit early and my water bottle was empty, I left my room and went to the kitchen.

My mission was to throw away the empty can, put my spoon in the sink, refill my water bottle, then go back to my room and read fanfics. But Lainee had other plans.

I got there and threw away the can and put the chocolate-covered spoon in the sink. I noticed Lainee had her attention on the pantry when I saw she was wearing my shirt.

We had a conversation about why she was wearing my shirt and concluded that my mom had accidentally mixed up our laundry. Because the conversation was over I started walking toward my refrigerator to refill my water bottle when Lainee stopped me, so I set my water bottle on the counter.

She showed me a picture on her phone that consisted of flour shaped as flowers on her face and said to me, "The flowers got to me." She stuck out her pointer finger towards me saying, "And they'll get you, too."

Her finger was covered in flour, explaining why she was focused on the pantry earlier and tried to wipe flour on me. I obviously didn't want flour on such a good outfit and backed away, picking up a rag in the process.

Rags in my family are a weapon that's basically saying, "Try me. I dare you." I attacked her with it and she kept going backwards and once I got a good hit on her, she ran away to the dining room which looped around back to the kitchen.

Logan came up from his room {Which is the basement} and walked to the kitchen, where I was standing. I told him the situation and that was when Lainee emerged from the other side of the kitchen with a rag in her hand.

Logan used to run around a lot and attack stuff constantly so he's a pretty strong 13-year-old. He said, "Gimme that," and I handed the rag to him, knowing how much power he had and knowing he'd be able to defend me.

Lainee immediately backed away and begged him to stop but the laundry door was closed and her back pressed against it, leaving her nowhere to run except for the dining room but by that point it was too late.

Logan hit her leg with the rag again and again and after a gnarly hit she let out a blood-curdling, "OW!" Seeing as the issue was resolved, I grabbed my water bottle and un-screwed the lid. 

Lainee ran to the living room where my mom was and yelled, "Logan hit me with a rag!" Logan and Lainee went back and forth so I went to the living room and said, "Lainee tried to put flour on me!"

My mom stood up from the couch and snatched the rag from Lainee, saying, "Don't go looking for trouble, putting flour on Lillyan!"

I went back to the kitchen and refilled my water bottle while Logan did whatever he came up to do and my mom forced Lainee to clean up the kitchen.

{Side note: I forgot to change the setting from ice to water so I accidentally got ice everywhere😅}