Random stories from my life

My most humiliating story EVER

If you've read any of my other books you've probably noticed how they're still up on my profile for all the internet to see. That clearly means that I'm not afraid to publicly humiliate myself. I've thought about un-publishing them but I thought you guys wouldn't appreciate that so I left them up.

With that being said, I'm going to do what I do best and tell my most humiliating story of my entire life and leave it out for everyone to see because embarrassing myself is fun. Now onto the story.

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When I was four I moved into a condo surrounded by a bunch of kids. My next door neighbors consisted of the twins, Logan and Hannah. 

Right next to my house was the home of the driveway where I scratched up my face, the kids living there being a girl named Marlana and her little brother Ryder.

Up on the hill to the upper right of my house lived a boy named Joey and his mom.

Down the street there were three boys that would ride down and come over to our house sometimes. Twin boys named Ben and Alex and their older brother Shane. I have plenty of stories with all of these kids but today we're going to talk about Shane.

I was probably five when this happened and Shane was much older than me, maybe ten or eleven from what I remember. Maybe even twelve. His looks were very different from his brothers and thinking about it they looked nothing alike.

Ben and Alex had pale skin with blonde hair and blue eyes yet Shane had tan skin with jet black hair and brown eyes. One day Ben and Alex had come over to my house and we all played together until Shane came over.

Ben and Alex had always told my siblings and I that Shane was mean and to avoid him whenever we could. Every time he'd come to our house all of us would hide from him and looking back I honestly feel bad for Shane, poor guy didn't do anything to us.

Anyway, before Shane had come to our house Ben and Alex told me that he'd had a massive crush on me (Which wasn't even true, younger me was extremely unlikeable and even now I'm not the most likeable person).

Anyway, Shane had drove up our driveway on his bike and all of us had just so happened to be on the driveway as well. Shane and I locked eyes, I went up to him, and said to him with the sassiest voice five-year-old me could muster, (I can't believe I'm writing this this is so embarrassing) "So Shane, heard you had a crush on me?"

Flabbergasted and utterly confused, Shane yelped out, "No I don't!" and rode away on his bike. I can't remember what happened after that but my dad makes fun of me for that all the time.

The reason I thought of this story is because my dad was putting me to bed last night and I was ranting to him about boys and he brought up this story and I was incredibly embarrassed but then I had the idea to share it with you guys so here ya go. I hope you liked this one and please vote and comment.