Random stories from my life

My ''crushes''

I watched The Hunger Games trilogy and loved it. I read the books about a year later and loved those, too. Because we watched The Hunger Games my dad came up with the brilliant idea of making us watch Twilight.

If you don't know what Twilight is, bless you. I'm not even joking. How is it being oblivious to such a terrible, awful series and being free of the drama that comes with it?

If you do know what it is, then I am truly sorry. I wanna say before this starts if you haven't seen The Hunger Games or Twilight I'm about to spoil some of the characters. 

For all the people who've already seen both of them or haven't and don't care, let's get on with the story.

In The Hunger Games, there's a character named Gale Hawthorne. In Twilight, there's a character named Edward Cullen. I hate both of these characters with every fiber of my being and would take joy in slaughtering them both slowly and painfully.

I hate them both so much that Logan and my dad think I have MASSIVE crushes on them. 
{WHICH IS NOT TRUE SO SHUT UP IF YOU AGREE WITH THEM}

Anyway, one time I was sitting on a bed in my Nana and Papa's basement after screaming at Logan and my dad over the two guys and they went upstairs, along with Lainee and my mom. Annoyed, I opened my laptop to Wattpad to read some fanfics to calm me down.

I heard my dad and my Nana whispering so I listened to what they were saying subconsciously. {Italic is my Nana and bold is my dad}

"What were you guys talking about downstairs?"

"We were talking about Lillyan's crushes, Gale and Edward."

I was so mad at them so I screamed at the top of my lungs, "I HEARD THAT!" and everyone upstairs burst into laughter. Logan raced down the stairs to make sure I wasn't sitting at the bottom listening.

I still don't have crushes on them, if you were wondering.