Bloopers Part 2

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*Menace and Flowertail are sitting together.*

Menace: Flowertail, will you be my mate?

Flowertail: WAIT WHAT?!!!

Menace: Sorry, Maple dared me to do that.

Flowertail: Oh.

Menace: Are you disappointed?

Flowertail: No.

*Menace looks disappointed.*

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Flowertail: Berrynose is so annoying when he tries to make every cat love him.

Maple: I know right? I mean, only one cat likes you and you're fine with it.

Flowertail: I know so- HEY! 

*Flowertail tries to attack Maple.*

Me: Not this again...CUT!!


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*Menace and Flowertail are sitting together in the grass.*

Menace: So uh Flowertail...

*Flowertail blinks at him.* Flowertail: Yes?

Menace: You know how we're friends?

Flowertail: Mhm.

Menace: Well...I've just been thinking...I've been-

*Maple jumps in.* Maple: Time to go hunting!

*Menace groans.*

Me: CUT!!!


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Maple: Menace, what would you do if I found a mate?

Menace: Be overprotective and immediately try to get rid of him and stop you two every time you had a conversation.

Flowertail: ...I finally see how you two are littermates.

*Menace looks hopeful.* Menace: Really? Like because I would ruin things for her mate and she ruins things for us? Does that mean we-

Maple: TIME TO GO HUNTING!!! NOW!!!

Me: CUT!!!


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*Flowertail looks like she's in a better mood than any cat has ever seen her in before.*

Flowertail: Ah...today is so wonderful...

Maple: It is raining, I'm cold, the river has flooded, and every cat is hungry. WHAT ABOUT TODAY IS WONDERFUL?!

Flowertail: I *ahem* accidentally *ahem* drowned Bramblestar in a river.

Maple: Today is a beautiful day.

Me: CUT!!!


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Bramblestar: There are three cats you care about...Menace, Moonpaw, Shadowsight, and Icepool.

Flowertail:....You don't know how to count, do you?

Me: CUT!!!


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Bramblestar: There are four cats you care about...Menace, Moonpaw, Shadowsight, and Icepool.

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