Bramblestar looked deep in thought, and Flowerpaw raised her brow.
"What are you thinking about?" Flowerpaw asked.
"My beautiful wife."
"I'm right here." Squirrelflight eyed Bramblestar quizzically.
"I meant Jessy." Bramblestar sighed dreamily.
Squirrelflight attacked Bramblestar.
Me: CUT!!!
***
Bramblestar: There are three things you care about, Flowerpaw. Doughnuts, ice cream, and cake.
"NO! DON'T THREATEN MY BABIES!" Flowerpaw screeched.
Me: CUT!
***
Menace: You really don't like Bramblestar, huh? What did he do to you?
Flowertail: ......He stole my doughnuts.
*Menace gasps in horror.*
Flowertail: The chocolate ones.
*Menace faints in horror.*
Me: CUT!!!!
***
Maple: I see you missed me so much you got a mate.
Menace: She's beautiful, isn't she?
Me: CUT!!!
Menace: What'd I do wrong???
***
Menace: I'm sorry, my dear mate.
Me: CUT!!!
Menace: Wait, we aren't mates yet?
***
Flowerkit: Bramblestar, can I trust you?
Bramblestar: Absolutely not.
Me: CUT!!!
Bramblestar: I-I mean uh, sure you can trust me!
Me: CUT!!!
***
*Moonpaw visits the moonpool and meets Feathertail.*
Moonpaw: Hi! I have an urgent question.
Feathertail: What is it?
Moonpaw: How do I make Crowfeather fall in love with me? He's so dark and brooding!
Feathertail: .....Not again.
*More she-cats run into StarClan.*
Crowfeather fan 1: NO! HE'S MINE!!
Crowfeather fan 2: CROWFEATHER AND I ARE MEANT TO BE!
Crowfeather fan 3: I WANT CROWFEATHER FOR MYSELF!!
*Crowfeather down on Earth.*
Crowfeather: No cat loves me. Love is stupid.
Me: I love you Crowfeather! I mean, uh, CUT!!!
***
Moonpaw: What are you doing with those deathberries Flowerpaw?
Flowerpaw: I'm going to share them with Bramblestar.
Moonpaw: WAIT WHAT?!
Me: CUT!!!
***
Moonpaw: So Magpie-
Maple: It's Maple you piece of- *Maple lunges at Moonpaw and Menace has to hold his sister back.*
Menace: Sorry about Maple.
Moonpaw: Nah, it's fine. Moms, am I right?
Maple: MOM?! I'M HIS SISTER!!!
Me: CUT!!!
***
*Flowertail and Maple are being held prisoner.*
Flowertail: I told you this was a stupid idea, but did you listen? No.
Maple: Well to be fair, nobody ever listens to you!
Flowertail: Why you little-
Me: CUT!!! And quick before they kill each other.
***
Maple: Menace, don't take advice from Flowertail who doesn't know how to do anything but be angry!
Flowertail: I'll have you know I do lots of things that don't involve being angry!
Maple: Really? Like what?
Flowertail: Like arguing with you.
Me: CUT!!!
***
Flowertail is watching her kits play happily. Maple gives the readers a smirk.*
Maple: Guess who's kits they are? They're ***'s kits!!!
Me: CUT!!!
((/:A.N: Was that last blooper true or false? What do you all think?
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THE BLOOD MOON; WARRIORS FANFICTION
FanfictionIn this sequel to Prophecy of the Stars, and What If Squirrelflight chose Ashfur, the story of Flowertail, Shadepaw, and Moonpaw will continue as they struggle to fulfill a prophecy and save all of the clans, including StarClan themselves.
