Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island, the Bass and Gopher teams were disbanded into a Battle Of The Sexes Challenge that put their taste buds to the puke test. With bovine testicles, live bug insect pizza and liquid roach juice on the menu, not only was this the single biggest retch fest this house has ever seen, but Owen's obscene consumption habits finally paid off and scored a big win for his compadres. While the guys set sail on a weekend retreat aboard the S.S. Lap-O-Luxury, the girls set down territorial tape, forcing newcomer Bridgette to choose sides. Now that Heather has drawn the line, Will Leshawna cross the line? Can Bridgette mend the line before Gwen shreds the line? And can Lindsay recognize any line that's not a tan line? For the answers to all these cliffhangers and more, stay tuned to the most exciting episode yet on Total Drama Island.
Y/n's Pov
Yacht Horn Blows
We pull up next to the dock with music blasting. The guys and I walk down the ramp.
Y/n: What a weekend.
Owen: Ooh-wee! Oh, sweet mother of Mirth. You can't buy that kind of fun.
Y/n: *To Geoff* I think Owen and Dj took a real shine to those lovely ladies who served us hand and foot.
Dj: Hello, the spa treatments? My alligator elbows, totally gone.
Owen: *Rubbing Dj's elbow* Ooh, like velvet.
We walk up to the girls that are waiting at the dock.
Owen: Anyone care for a chocolate coated cherry blossom?
Leshawna takes off her sandal and throws it at the chocolates. The chocolates land in the water.
Owen: No!
Geoff: It's okay, dude, the ladies are just a little jealous.
Y/n: Yeah. Who can blame them? They can barley stand each other. And meanwhile, us guys are tighter than family. Guys rule.
Owen: I love you guys!
Geoff: Yeah baby!
Chris: *Loudspeaker* Listen up, Campers, as of right now, all teams are officially dissolved. From here on in, it's every Camper for themselves.
Y/n: *Clears throat* Well, uh, it's about time we flew solo.
Leshawna: Oh-ho-ho. I am feeling that. Bring it on, Chris.
Chris: Then get ready for this.
Horn Blows
Bridgette/Gwen: *Gasps*
Leshawna: You frightened me.
Heather: What? But that's impossible.
Trent: Aw, man, what is she doing here?
Y/n's mind: 🎵Something happens and I'm head over heels I never find out until I'm head over heels Something happens and I'm head over heels.🎵
Chris: Back by popular audience demand, it's Eva.
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