4. [update, because it's Easter today!]

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA.




Source:

https://www.wattpad.com/user/EllisVanWyk/conversations#1813755824  


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BONUS:

Let me show you what Wattpad used to look like 10 years ago, when people weren't assholes, the platform was user-friendly, and not Nazi, and authors were inspired not by childhood trauma, but life. Also, everyone spoke good English, and had a good grasp on properly functioning grammar.

Or books were just written in Russian, Hindi, Thai, Romanian. No twisted attempts at bad, broken English, and the eternal refrain "Excuse my mistakes, English is not my first language." Ughhhh.

R.I.P., Wattpad. Everybody hates you now, not just me. You made us all so shell-shocked and hysterical that we won't miss you.



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