Link (Signing): That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a mushroom skewer...
Revali: You would eat yourself?
Link: I wouldn't even question it.
Link, reading a newspaper: Someone fought some chickens today.
Revali: (Walking in covered in white feathers and egg yolk) Well, maybe the chickens were being dicks.
Revali: Yeah, I guess you could say now that Link and I have the kind of chemistry where we can finish each others-
Link: Sentences.
Revali: Don't interrupt me.
Link: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Revali: Link, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
Link: Am I in trouble?
Revali: Take a guess.
Link: No?
Revali: Take another guess.
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Birds of a Feather
Fanfiction(Based off AOC and BOTW timelines) When Link first meets the champions, they all get off to a wonderful start- except for with the peculiar Rito, Revali. He's arrogant and cocky, and is constantly making jabs at the silent knight as well as the othe...
