Day three of the sex ban...
Yes, you heard me correctly.
Day. Fuckin. Three.
That's three days of sitting side by side like a good little girl and boy watching a movie instead of me lying on top of her and us ignoring the movie.
It's three days of laying chaste kisses on her cheeks instead of me devouring her face
Three days of very cold showers instead of taking her up against the side of the shower whilst the hot water runs sensually over our bodies, burning little rivers over our skin whilst I move inside of her, passionately make up for lost time
And three days of my inner voice talking to me like it's reading some smutty novel
Tonight Taylor is cooking dinner...
I tried not to grimace when she suggested it, I tried to remember that it's the sentiment that counts but I'm hungry, like really hungry and she sucks at cooking, like, really sucks at cooking but Im trying to be a good boyfriend so I can't bring myself to eat before I go over to her place.
I grimace at the thought of there being nothing edible tonight, not the food, not the girl and I feel thoroughly depressed
"Tay!" I press an innocent kiss to her cheek and immediately want to wrap her in my arms and throw her on the bed but I'm on a sex ban, I'm being judged by my behavior and my ability to control my sexual desires so I smile as though everything is right in the world and walk in to the kitchen.
Usually I would be greeted by the scent of death. Whatever animal she was cooking would now be cremated but today the food smelt sweet and edible...much like the chef
"Baby I missed you so much"
I want to tell her I have missed her body on mine so much but then remember why the ban is in place so I smile and nod my thanks
"Are you excited for dinner?"
I want to tell her I would be more excited if I knew the option to tear her panties off was on the table instead of something that may result in food poisoning but instead I swallow down my desire and nod obediently
"I Googled this receipe so hopefully I can't get it too wrong. Travis, I wanted to ask how are you were feeling about the whole... Situation"
I know what she's getting at. How am I feeling about not being able to have sex with her and to be honest I'm feeling pretty pissed off with the whole thing so I decide on honesty as the best policy
" I feel like shit actually Taylor. I feel like I could spontaneously combust at any moment. I feel like I'm being punished but punishment isn't even on the table"
Taylor can't help but laugh as desperation spills over my lips the way I want my 'desire' to spill all over her
"Well you know, if you behave at dinner tonight, maybe I could reward you for that"
Like a puppy dog I'm up on my hind legs grinning at the contact but grinning up at my owner desperate for more
"Reward you say? I hope by that you mean a naked reward" the shrug of her shoulders is all I need to know the sex ban is officially coming to an end and I find myself unable to control my salsaing hips.
As I dance around, making sure not to get too close to her incase she vetos my reward I can't help but think of all the sexy ways I want her to reward me tonight
"I'm going to be so good tonight Tay, I'm going to be the perfect boyfriend, I'm going to eat the food and love it, I'm going to be on my very best behavior, the very best Travis I can possibly be but then when it's time for the naked reward I'm warning you, I'm going to be the very naughtiest Travis you have ever seen
"Trav... "
"Yes my little sex kitten?" I roll my hips and move my hands as I continue to salsa at the thought of being rewarded after so long
"Do you realise you just referred to yourself as my boyfriend"
"Yes, I am well aware of that" and then it hits me and my salsa abruptly ends "Why? Am I not?"
"Well maybe Im not looking for a boyfriend, maybe I'm just looking for a really hot guy just to have really hot sex with"
"Oh really, well I guess we don't always get what we want then Taylor because you definitely have a boyfriend and he's definitely me"
"You didn't want to ask me first?"
"Not really because that would give you the option to say no and no is definitely not an option here. Although, saying that, if we are just hooking up that would mean I was free to meet other hot women and have incredibly hot sex with them also"
"Well that is definitely not an option"
"So boyfriend it is then" I smile big at the thought of being Taylor Swifts boyfriend once more
"So girlfriend it is then"
I smile even bigger at the thought of Taylor Swift being my girlfriend once more
"Now would be a really good time to take this to the bedroom. Seal the deal so to speak" I lower my voice and risk taking a step towards her
"And earn yourself an extention to the ban? Remember, we need good Travis at dinner if he wants to be able to bring naughty Travis to the bedroom" She winks and then walks past me, casually gripping my ass as she goes I can't help but return to my salsa celebration
The End