Shrek 2 (OC Insert)

Traveling

Donkey hops onto the back of the carriage as Lillo is carrying a bag with both of his hands.

Lillo: "Ok, this the last bag I'll need for this trip."

Donkey: "Hey, come on, Shrek! We don't want to hit traffic!"

Gingy: "Don't worry! We'll take care of everything."

Shrek reluctantly leaves the house. Gingy, Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, Big Bad Wolf, and the Three Blin Mice run inside. One of the mice is running to catch up.

Blind Mouse: "Hey, wait for me! Oof!"

The door shuts and the mouse runs into it. Shrek groans as he hears sounds of glass breaking and music playing. Shrek, Fiona, Lillo and Donkey get in the carriage and set out for Far Far Away.

Donkey: "Hit it!" ♪Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em up! Move 'em down! Rawhide! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Move 'em on! Head 'em up! Rawhide! Ride 'em up! Move 'em on!♪

The scene fades to the country side as Donkey continues singing.

Donkey: ♪Head 'em up! Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide! Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead! Make 'em tea! Buy 'em drinks! Meet their mamas! Milk 'em hard! Rawhide! Yee-haw!♪

Later, they reach a sign that reads "700 miles to Far Far Away."

Donkey: "Are we there yet?"

Shrek: "No."

They are now riding in the rain over a rocky terrain.

Donkey: "Are we there yet?"

Lillo: "Not yet."

They are now on a snowy mountain. A sign reads "200 miles to Far Far Away."

Donkey: "Okay, are we there yet?"

Fiona: "No."

More time passes and they are riding through thick snow.

Donkey: "Are we there yet?"

Lillo: "No."

They are riding out of the snowy area.

Donkey: "Are we there yet?"

Shrek: "*sarcastically* Yes."

Donkey: "Really?"

Shrek: "No!"

They pass by a waterfall and over a bridge.

Donkey: "Are we there yet?"

Fiona: "No!"

They pass a sign that reads "100 miles to Far Far Away."

Donkey: "Are we there yet?!"

Lillo: "No, we are not!"

Later as they pass through the forest, their dwarf driver is now covering his ears as he holds the reins.

Donkey: "Are we there yet?!"

Shrek, Fiona and Lillo: "No!"

Shrek begins mimicking Donkey.

Donkey: "Are we there yet?"

Shrek: "Are we there yet?"

Donkey: "Hey, that's not funny."

Shrek: "Hey, that's not funny."

Donkey: "Hey, that's really immature."

Shrek: "Hey, that's really immature."

Donkey: "See, this is why nobody likes ogres."

Shrek: "See, this is why nobody likes ogres."

Donkey: "Alright, your loss!"

Shrek: "Alright, your loss!"

Donkey: "I'm gonna just stop talking!"

Shrek: "Finally!"

Donkey: "But this is taking forever, Shrek. And there ain't no in-flight movie or nothing!"

Shrek: "The Kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going. Far Far... *whispers* Away!"

Donkey: "All right, all right, I get it. I'm just so darn bored!"

Shrek: "Well, find a way to entertain yourself!"

Donkey sighs. After a pause he sighs heavily but then thought of something.

Donkey: "Hey Lillo?"

Lillo: "Yes?"

Donkey: "Back tracking to my question from the swamp, how come you don't have a Fiona of your own?"

Lillo: "Oh, well I uh... um..."

Shrek: "He's isn't exactly well liked by his own kind."

Fiona and Donkey: "What?!"

Fiona: "*turns to face Lillo* You weren't liked by your own kind? But why?"

Lillo looks down before he sighs and adjusts his glasses.

Lillo: "You see, when cervitaurs, like me, reach a certain age when you are meant to be in a herd. Like a family that won't leave you... I wasn't so lucky to be in a herd."

Donkey: "Picked out last? Man I hate being picked out last. Because when a leader picks the people they like one the team, they leave the last one out! I'm the one who got picked out by the other donkeys because I was to 'chatty!'"

Shrek: "*mumbles to himself* Gee, I wonder why..."

Lillo: "Ok! We'll talk more about the past later, are we there yet?"

Fiona: "*chuckles* Yes!"

Donkey: "Oh, finally!"

Off in the distance they see the Kingdom of Far Far Away.