Shrek 2 (OC Insert)

Happily Ever After Potion

The scene cuts to Shrek, Donkey, Lillo and Puss as they are walking through a clearing. Lillo reads the label on the potion.

Lillo: "Happily Ever After Potion. Maximum strength. For you and your true love. If one of you drinks this, you both will be fine. Happiness, comfort and beauty divine."

Donkey: "'You both will be fine?'"

Shrek: "I guess it means it'll affect Fiona, too."

Lillo hands the bottle to him before Shrek pops the cork out from the bottle.

Donkey: "Hey, man, this don't feel right. My donkey senses are tingling all over. So why don't you just drop that jug o' voodoo and let's get out of here."

Shrek: "It says, 'Beauty Divine.' How bad can it be?"

Shrek sniffs the potion and sneezes onto a mushroom.

Donkey: "Aha! See, you're allergic to that stuff. You're gonna have a reaction. And if you think that I'll be smearing VapoRub all over your chest, think again!"

Lillo: "Doneky, Shrek is not allergic to anything, he's an ogre. Ogre's don't get sick that easily, most do spread a small disease once in a while."

Puss: "Boss, just in case there is something wrong with the potion... allow me to take the first sip. It would be an honor to lay my life on the line for you."

Donkey: "Oh, no, no. I don't think so. If there's gonna be any animal testing, I'm gonna do it. That's the best friend's job. Now give me that bottle."

Donkey grabs the bottle with his mouth and chugs half of it down. Shrek grabs the bottle.

Lillo: "How do you feel?"

Donkey: "Well, I don't feel any different. I look any different?"

Puss: "You still look like an ass to me."

Shrek: "Lillo, why don't you go ahead and try a sip? *hands Lillo the bottle*"

Lillo: "Wait me?"

Shrek: "Yes you, I don't think it could affect cervitaurs that much seeing that it doesn't affect Donkeys."

Lillo: "Are you sure?"

Donkey: "Lillo, if you don't drink that, I'll just blurt out the entire story about you and that mystery guy you've yapped about-"

Lillo: "Ok! Ok... *breathes* I'll try it, but only a sip."

He takes a sip of the potion as he felt the bitterness on his tongue.

Shrek: "So?"

Lillo: "It's bittersweet, I can see why most humans drink most potions like this often."

He hands the bottle back to Shrek.

Shrek: "Well, here's to us, Fiona."

Lillo: "Shrek? You know that once you drink that, there's no going back."

Shrek: "I know."

Donkey: "But, no more wallowing in the mud?"

Shrek: "I know."

Donkey: "No more itchy butt crack?"

Shrek: "I know!"

Donkey: "But you love being an ogre!"

Shrek: "I know! *sighs* But I love Fiona more."

Donkey: "Shrek, no! Wait!"

Shrek drinks the rest of the potion. His belly starts rumbling, and Donkey, Lillo and Puss take cover behind a log. Shrek lets out a loud fart and the two come out from cover