Shrek 2 (OC Insert)

Morning

The scene cuts to the next day as Shrek, Lillo and Donkey are walking through a thick forest. Far Far Palace is far off over the hills behind them.

Shrek: "Face it, guys! We're lost."

Donkey: "We can't be lost! We followed the king's instructions exactly. What did he say? 'Head to the darkest part of the woods...'"

Shrek: "Aye."

Donkey: "'Past the sinister trees with those scary-looking branches.'"

Lillo: "*shivers at the sight* Check."

Donkey runs over to a bush in the shape of a busty figure.

Donkey: "Yeah, and there's the bush shaped like Shirley Bassey!"

Shrek: "We passed that bush 3 times already!"

Donkey: "Hey, you were the one who said you didn't want to stop and get directions."

Shrek: "Oh, great. My one chance to fix things up with Fiona's dad, and I end up lost in the woods with you two!"

Donkey: "Alright, you don't have to get huffy with me, I'm only trying to help."

Shrek: "I know! I know. *sighs* I'm sorry, all right?"

Lillo: "Hey, don't worry about it."

Shrek: "I just really need to make things work with this guy."

Donkey: "Yeah, sure. Now let's go bond with Daddy."

Lillo yawns at bit before he rubs his eyes, making Shrek notice that.

Shrek: "You good Lillo? Looks like you didn't get much sleep the last night."

Lillo: "Oh, I'm good, just tired from last nights practice."

Donkey: "Yeah, you know, you were just mumbling about some knight with pretty blue eyes- *Lillo covered Donkey's mouth with his hand*"

Shrek: "Oh? So you met someone last night?"

Lillo: "Kinda, but let's not talk about me now, we need to get things right with you and king. *walks ahead of them* So let's get on with that."

The two looked at each other before they shrugged and catch up to Lillo. Someone is looking at Shrek, Lillo and Donkey from up in a tree. Purring sounds are heard.

Shrek: "Well, well, well, Donkey. I know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring?"

Donkey: "Man, what are you talking about? I ain't purring."

Shrek: "Oh, sure. What's next? A hug?"

Lillo: "Uh, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr. There are other types of animals that purr, like a-"

A figure jumps down onto the path in front of them. It is an orange cat, wearing a hat, cape, boots, and brandishing a fencing sword.

Orange Cat: "Ha-ha! Fear me, if you dare! *hisses*"

Shrek: "Hey, look! A little cat."

Donkey: "Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!"

Lillo: "Donkey, it's a fencing sword, and it looks sharp!"

Shrek: "It's a cat, guys. Come here, little kitty, kitty. Come on, little kitty. Come here. Oh! Come here, little kitty."

The orange cat throws off his cape, sticks his sword into the ground, and leaps towards Shrek. With his claws drawn he grabs onto Shrek's leg. Shrek screams in pain.