Shrek 2 (OC Insert)

Prison Escape

A bridge from the main land connects to an island. On the island is a massive, stone prison with a giant tower. Shrek, Donkey, Lillo and Puss are in a prison cell. Chains dangle from the ceiling which attach to their shackles, keeping them suspended above the floor.

Donkey: "I gotta get out of here! You can't lock us up like this! Let me go! Hey, what about my Miranda Rights? You're supposed to say, I have the right to remain silent! Nobody said I have the right to remain silent!"

Lillo: "Donkey! Please, you do have the right to remain silent!"

Shrek: "Exactly, and what you lack is the capacity!"

Puss: "I must hold on before I, too, go totally mad."

Pinocchio: "Shrek? Lillo? Donkey?"

Staring down from above through a grate is Pinocchio, Ginny, Big Bad Wolf, the Three Little Pigs, and the Three Blind Mice.

Puss: "Too late."

Shrek: "Gingy! Pinocchio! Get us out of here!"

Dynamite sticks are rigged to the grate. One of the mice carries the match to light the fuse, but falls through the grate.

Blind Mouse: "Oh..."

The mouse lands with a thud. The Three Little Pigs shake their heads and light the match themselves.

Little Pig: "Fire in ze hole!"

The dynamites' explosion blows off the grate. Pinocchio, with key in hand, jumps and the pigs lowers down by his strings. Pinocchio tangles himself up in his strings after flipping and posing on the way down. Gingy groans and slides down the string.

Gingy: "Look out below!"

Lillo: "Quick! You have to tell a lie!"

Pinocchio: "What should I say?"

Gingy: "Anything, but quick!"

Donkey: "Say something crazy like 'I'm wearing ladies' underwear!'"

Pinocchio: "I'm... I am wearing ladies' underwear."

They wait for Pinocchio's nose to grow but nothing happens.

Shrek: "Heh... are you?"

Pinocchio: "I most certainly am not!"

His nose grows a bit.

Donkey: "It looks like you most certainly am are!"

Pinocchio: "I am not!"

His nose grows even further.

Puss: "What kind?"

Lillo: "Puss, please!"

Gingy: "It's a thong!"

Gingy pulls at his pink thong and lets it slap back.

Pinocchio: "Ow! They're briefs!"

Gingy takes the key and runs across Pinocchio's nose as it continues to grow with each lie.

Gingy: "Are not!"

Pinocchio: "Are too!"

Gingy: "Are not!"

Pinocchio: "Are too!"

Gingy eventually reaches Shrek and uses the key to free Shrek, Donkey, Lillo and Puss.

Gingy: "Here we go. Hang tight!"

Donkey: "Wait, wait, wait! Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey! Ow!"

The four are dropped down onto the floor of the cell. Shrek looks out the window, seeing the Far Far Away Palace. Shrek hears a muffled voice.

Blind Mouse: "Excuse me?"

Shrek: "What? Puss!"

He sees the mouse's tail sticking out from Puss' mouth.

Blind Mouse: "Pardon me, would you mind letting me go?"

Puss spits out the mouse.

Puss: "Sorry, boss."

Shrek: "Quit messing around! We've got to stop that kiss!"

Donkey: "I thought you was going to let her go."

Shrek: "I was, but I can't let them do this to Fiona!"

Donkey: "Boom! That's what I like to hear. Look who's finally coming around!"

Puss: "But it's impossible! We'll never get in. The castle is guarded and there is a moat and everything!"

Lillo: "Don't lose hope guys, maybe there's a plan that I'm sure we can figure out."

Gingy: "Face it Lillo, it looks like we're up chocolate creek without a popsicle stick."

Shrek stares thoughtfully at Gingy.

Gingy: "What?"

Shrek: "Do you still know the Muffin Man?"

Gingy: "Well, sure! He's down on Drury Lane. Why?"

Shrek: "Because we're gonna need flour. Lots and lots of flour."

Shrek knocks on the front door of a bakery. The Muffin Man opens the door and happily greets Gingy, who is standing on Shrek's shoulder.

Muffin Man: "Gingy!"

Gingy: "Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man! We've got a big order to fill!"

An evil chuckle is heard from inside the bakery as lightning strikes in the sky.

Gingy: "It's alive!"

A couple is out on a table drinking tea when their cups begin to shake. In the city, palm trees not too far off fall down one after the other. Donkey comes chasing through with Puss, Lillo, Pinocchio, Big Bad Wolf, the Pigs, and the Mice on his back.

Donkey: "Run, run, run, as fast you can!"

Lillo: "We're sorry everyone! There's a good reason about this!"

Citizens of the kingdom scream as the feet of a giant gingerbread man stomp through the streets. His name is Mongo, and Shrek and Gingy are riding on his shoulders.

Gingy: "Go, baby, go!"

Shrek: "There it is, Mongo! To the castle!"

Shrek points towards the Far Far Away Palace. Mongo instead grabs a giant coffee mug on top of a Farbucks Coffee building.

Shrek: "No, no, no, no, you great stupid pastry! Come on!"

Customers come running out of the building. Mongo tries to drink from the giant cup, but drops it after nothing comes out of it.

Lillo: "Mongo! *whistles* Down here! Look at the pony!"

Mongo starts to laugh and follow Donkey.

Donkey: "That's right! Follow the pretty pony! Pretty pony wants to play at the castle!"

Mongo: "Oooh, pretty pony."