A cheering crowd is gathered in front of the palace, filling up the entirety of the square. Confetti rains and fanfare plays. The King and Queen stand waiting in front of the palace doors. The carriage pulls and stops in front of the red carpet leading to the palace. An announcer pulls out a scroll and reads it aloud.
Announcer: "Announcing the long-awaited return of the beautiful Princess Fiona and her new husband!"
The crowd cheers.
Fiona: "Well, this is it."
Lillo: "*fixes his hood* This is it."
King Harold: "This is it."
Announcer: "*grabs the handle* This is it."
A man with a box of doves gets ready to open it.
Man: "This is it."
The birds are released and a fanfare is played as Shrek, Fiona, Lillo and Donkey step out of the carriage. The crowd gasps, the fanfare dies off, and one of the doves smacks into a wall and falls to the ground. The King and Queen stand with mouths wide open. It is totally silent before a baby starts cries and laughs.
Donkey: "Uh... why don't you guys go ahead? I'll park the car."
Donkey jumps into the carriage and the driver starts riding off. Shrek takes Fiona's hand and starts walking forward with Lillo following from behind.
Shrek: "So... *chuckles* ...you still think this was a good idea?"
Lillo: "Of course! I mean, Fiona's parents look happy to see you two. *mumbles* Maybe more than me."
The King and Queen start walking forward and talk amongst themselves.
King Harold: "Who on earth are they?"
Queen Lillian: "I think that's our little girl."
King Harold: "That's not little! That's a really big problem! Wasn't she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell?"
Queen Lillian: "Well, he's no Prince Charming, but they do look-"
Shrek: "Happy now? We came. We saw them."
Shrek nervously chuckles as they pass by a few men carrying pitchforks.
Shrek: "Now let's go before they light the torches."
Fiona: "They're my parents!"
Shrek: "Hello? They locked you in a tower!"
Lillo: "Brother! I'm sure they did that for her own-"
King Harold: "Good! Now here's our chance. Let's go back inside and pretend we're not home!"
King Harold tries to start walking back but Queen Lillian urges him forward.
Queen Lillian: "Harold, we have to be-"
Shrek: "Quick! While they're not looking we could make a run for it."
Fiona: "Shrek! Stop it! Everything's gonna be-"
King Harold: "A disaster! There is no way-"
Lillo: "You can do this."
Shrek: "I really-"
King Harold: "Really-"
Queen Lillian: "Really-"
Shrek: "Don't-"
Queen Lillian: "Want-"
Shrek: "To-"
Queen Lillian: "Be-"
Shrek/King Harold: "Here."
The five stand facing each other. After a brief silence, Fiona goes up to hug King Harold and Queen Lillian.
Fiona: "Mom, Dad. I'd like you to meet my husband...Shrek and his little brother, Lillo."
Shrek stands nervously and Lillo peaks from behind him as he waves shyly. Queen Lillian tries to appear happy to meet them, while King Harold doesn't even try to hide his disgusted look.
Shrek: "Well, um... It's easy to see where Fiona gets her good looks from."
Shrek chuckles nervously. King Harold glares, Queen Lillian is apprehensive, Fiona cringes and Lillo slowly hides a bit.
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Shrek 2 (OC Insert)
AdventureJoin Shrek in his journey to Far Far Away Kingdom where he gets to meet Fiona's parents for the first time. As Shrek tries to get along with Fiona's family, Lillo finds love of his own and struggles to keep his identity a secret. How will this end...
