Shrek: "Hey, you! Back away from my wife!"
Fiona: "Shrek?"
The crowd gasps. King Harold and Queen Lillian look on, surprised.
Fairy Godmother: "You couldn't just go back to your swamp and leave well enough alone."
Shrek: "Now!"
The Three Little Pigs launch one of themselves at Fairy Godmother using a blanket as a slingshot.
Three Little Pigs: "Pigs und blanket!"
The pig grabs onto Fairy Godmother's leg and she tries to shake him off. Lillo swings Pinocchio by using his magic and throws him at Fairy Godmother.
Lillo: "Pinocchio! Get the wand!"
Pig #1: "I see London! I see France!"
Pinocchio: "Waaaahhh!"
Pinocchio misses Fairy Godmother and she shoots him with her wand, transforming him into a human boy.
Pinocchio: "I'm a real boy!"
Fairy Godmother flings the pig into the open window of some woman. She raises her wand to zap Lillo, but Big Bad Wolf begins blowing her away with his breath. She drops the wand and another pig grabs it and runs. She chases after him.
Pig #2: "Catch!"
The pig throws the wand to Donkey.
Gingy: "Donkey!"
Donkey throws it to Gingy as Fairy Godmother still tries to grab it. Gingy throws it to the Three Blind Mice who don't catch it. The wand bounces on the ground and activates.
Pinocchio: "I'm a real boy. Ah-!"
The wand's magic hits Pinocchio and he turns back into his puppet by itself.
Pinocchio: "Oh..."
Shrek and Fairy Godmother chase after the wand.
Fairy Godmother: "That's mine! That's mine!"
Fairy Godmother grabs it but Shrek swipes it out of her hands and into the air. Donkey races to the wand. Puss climbs on top of his head as he grabs it and landed into Lillo's arms.
Donkey: "Pray for mercy, from Puss..."
Puss: "And Donkey!"
Fairy Godmother: "She's taken the potion! Kiss her now!"
Reginald runs up to Fiona, grabs her shoulders, and kisses her.
Shrek: "No!"
Shrek drops to his knees. King Harold and Queen Lillian look on with concern. Lillo gasps and covers his mouth. Fairy Godmother smiles. Fiona looks at Reginald with surprise, and then with affection. Reginald puts his hand on Fiona's face, and then she holds his face with both hands.
Fiona: "Hi-ya!"
Fiona headbutts Reginald and he drops to the floor. The crowd gasps. Shrek runs up to Fiona.
Shrek: "Fiona."
Fiona: "Shrek."
Fairy Godmother: "Harold! You were supposed to give her the potion!"
King Harold: "Well, I guess I gave her the wrong tea."
Lillo: "I guess true love does beat a love potion."
Reginald: "*growls and holds his head from the pain* We're not done here yet you piece of-!"
He was cut off when a growl was heard offscreen.
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Shrek 2 (OC Insert)
AventuraJoin Shrek in his journey to Far Far Away Kingdom where he gets to meet Fiona's parents for the first time. As Shrek tries to get along with Fiona's family, Lillo finds love of his own and struggles to keep his identity a secret. How will this end...
