The scene opens up to dance floor is empty, except for Shrek and Fiona still slow dancing. Lillo and Pierce are also seen slow dancing too. Donkey sits on the stage quietly singing.
Donkey: ♪All by myself. Don't wanna be, all by myself anymore...♪
Puss walks up with two women by his side.
Puss: "Amigo, we are off to the Kit-Kat Club. Come on, join us."
Donkey: "Thanks, compadre. I'm... I'm not in the mood."
Puss: "We will cheer you up! Find you a nice... uh, burro!"
Dragon roars. Donkey looks up into the sky.
Donkey: "Hey, baby! Woo! Hey, that's my girl! Yeah! All right!"
Dragon lands on the dance floor.
Donkey: "Baby, where you been?"
Dragon whimpers.
Donkey: "I'm sorry, too. I should've stayed. But Shrek had this thing he had to do and uh-"
Dragon groans.
Donkey: "What? Say it one more time. What you talking about? Are you serious?!"
In comes flying a small donkey with the wings, scales, and fiery breath of a dragon.
Dronkey: "Da-da!"
5 more of the dronkeys come flying in and jump all over Donkey. Dragon blows a cloud in the shape of a heart.
Donkey: "Look at our little mutant babies! I got to get a job."
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Shrek 2 (OC Insert)
AdventureJoin Shrek in his journey to Far Far Away Kingdom where he gets to meet Fiona's parents for the first time. As Shrek tries to get along with Fiona's family, Lillo finds love of his own and struggles to keep his identity a secret. How will this end...
