Rosa: *singing* I don't want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing i need-
Fiore: A family
Alec: A better love life
Jake and Gabby: Mental stability
Drew: *clueless and concerned* Bagels?
Lake: And now for a update with James and Aiden
Rosa: Getting gayer
Lake: Thank you, Rosa
(Tom, when the horny simps tried to snatch him from Jake)
Jake: *carrying Tom on his back* THIS ASS IS MINE! *smacks Tom's ass*
Tom: O_O!!!
Drew: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it became funnier
Riya: Violently practices
Lake: Violently studies
Ellie: Violently sleeps
Yul: Violently shoots pictures
Tom: Violently boxes
Gabby: Violently murders people
Tess: Violently worries about the pervious statement
Ally: DON'T FUCK WITH ME! I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!
Alec: And what can you do, my effeminate fellow?
Nick: I can suck your dick.
Alec: *looked shocked* HA!
Alec: *stern* No.
Nick: *scoffs* Your loss
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