Bite Me II Heartbreak High

2.1

7:24 am

"That bitch bullied me from Year 6 to Year 8.

She threw a basketball at my face because I listen to Ed Sheeran. I only like "Shape of You."

She put a prawn in my sleeping bag
in Year 9 camp.

She broke my model.

She broke my girlfriend's model.

She's basically the reason I left Hartley. She used me for my body.

She led me on for two years.

She called me a self-righteous hag.

She told me I look like Gollum.

She tried to drown me...

Called me a mayonnaise fuck.

Gave me a vagina wedgie.

She put hot glue in my retainer during art.

The reason why I turned straight...

Waterboarded me under the drinking fountain."

Amerie sighed completely defeated as more messages on the 'Hartley High' notice board poured in. Darren, Amerie and Quinni scrolled on the laptop as Seraphine sat across from them sipping silently on her iced latte and scamming the words of 'The Great Gatsby' "Some random calling themselves 'Bird Psycho' started it last night. It already has 47 comments." Sera looked up from her book to Amerie who had a deadpanned expression. "fifty now" Quinni added, Sera put her book down, the words were all blurring together anyways, "Some of them might be fake" she stated meeting Ams' eyes, Quinni nodded "You'd never accuse someone of fingering their dog." Amerie shook her head "The point of running for captain was to prove I'm a good person and I don't have a chance." 

Amerie slumped in the leather booth as Quinni put a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "Which is why we have to figure out who Bird Psycho is fast." Amerie gestured to the laptop that was no doubt still flooding with comments, "According to this thread, it could be one of 50 people who think I'm a dumb bitch." Quinni sighed rolling her head to face Amerie, "As your vice-captain, it's my duty to ensure our campaign runs as smoothly as possible." Quinni started to jump in her seat enthusiastically, "I'm launching an official investigation to unmask the psycho." Quinni started writing in her notebook enthusiastically while Amerie looked at Darren and Sera, the latter shrugged picking up her book and trying to get back into it "What? It makes her happy." Darren shrugged typing away on the laptop. 

8:17 am

Sera walked into the room she sat with MIssy, Sasha and Malakai. Missy looked to the brunette greeting her which Sera responded with a sleepy smile in return. "Well, I am really glad to see you all." Jojo addressed the class chuckling nervously " I was kind of worried no one would show up. And I'm pleased to see some new faces too." Amerie turned to Jojo with a small tight-lipped smile "Still your SLTs Miss" Sasha scoffed next to Sera "I thought you'd be too busy with your campaign to make time for sexual literacy" Sasha said smugly, Sera rolled her eyes at Sasha, before Sera started scribbling aimlessly on her open notebook. 

"Well, I hope that making it an elective means we can have more constructive and healthy discourse, about sex and sexual-" At that moment Darren shot their hand up as Jojo gestured for them to continue, "Now that it's just us girls," Sera looked to Malakai who looked almost offended, it earned a small giggle from the smaller girl before she went back to her drawings. "I was thinking maybe we could discuss why straight men don't know how to wash their arseholes properly. Jojo offered Darren a sweet smile "I am really glad you stayed, Darren." 

Jojo then gestured to the back of the room where a girl, Zoe, had her hand raised. "I'd like to commend you for inviting other less sex-obsessed students into this class to shift it away from being an echo chamber." The table Zoe sat at started snapping which Sera looked at with wide eyes in confusion. Darren leaned back in their chair muttering to Missy "Come get your cousin, please" Sasha scoffed looking towards Darren, "Uh, racist much? Not all Blackfellas are related." Missy sighed in her chair looking down, "Uh nah she actually is my cousin" Sera giggled as Darren sighed with relief, turning to Jojo as she continued the lesson.

The class of SLTs had made their way to the oval for today's lesson. Sera jolted with every step Harper took, she got tired of walking and convinced the blonde to give her a piggyback, Harper held her legs tightly to not drop her as the two chatted and laughed along to whatever Amerie was saying. Jojo came to a halt upon seeing Coach Voss and the 'CUMLORDS' before them. "Um, excuse me. I think we've booked out this space for our values relay." Harper placed Sera on her feet as the girl just stayed behind her placing her tanned hands on Harpers' shoulder. "I believe that there's plenty of room for both." "But we shouldn't have to breathe in dead carcass while we're doing a school activity, Mr. Voss." Sera looked over Harper and the COach to a spit-roast pig, the sight and smell alone made Sera start to drool. It did smell pretty good... "Well, it's a football field, Ms. Obah, not an arts precinct." "Last time we checked, it's not a farmer's market, either." Darren scoffed, Spider looked at Darren telling them to rack off and something about Lord's territory. I don't know. Sera wasn't paying attention her eyes fixated on that roast pig.  "As candidate for SLTs...I demand equal access to public spaces." Amerie said confidently smiling proudly, but of course, Sasha had to be better.

"Well, as a Q-S-M-C-C-A-L-P candidate, I would like to also add that this is vegan hate. Not to mention blatantly against the rights of the Hartley High's Jewish and Muslim students. Is it even halal?" Sera crinkled her eyebrows in confusion "Can pig be halal?" she questioned looking to Sasha, Harper snorted covering her mouth but giggling silently "Get that pig off the oval!" Sasha screeched, Spider just laughed before pointing at Sasha "Why don't we get this pig off the oval first?" The boys started laughing while Spider bickered with Sasha and Missy, an all-out argument had started between the SLTs and the CUMLORDS.

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