The Avengers Chatroom

4. Loki Goes Shopping

(The Avengers are online)

(Loki is online)

Natasha: WHO THE HELL INVITED THAT THING HERE?

Loki: If you're talking about me...

Thor: I DID! I INVITED MY DEAR BROTHER HERE!

Loki: Dear? Brother?

Clint: So how are you after getting smashed up by the Hulk?

Loki: Well, my back needed three different types of surgeries and let me tell you that the Asgardian hospitals are wretched! And I was locked up in my room for several days. And Thor was singing some stupid Asgardian songs outside my room during that time. So, to answer your question Barton, I'm fabulous!

Thor: STUPID ASGARDIAN SONGS? THEY WERE REALLY GOOD!

Tony: Did you get punished Loki??

Thor: YES, HE IS GOING TO DO THE CHORES FOR THE AVENGERS AND OUR FAMILY FOR A MONTH!

Steve: Hey, Loki, I need you to go grocery shopping for me.

Bruce: And me.

Clint: And me.

Tony: And me.

Natasha: And me. But you'd better do I correctly or I'll murder you on the spot.

Loki: NO!

Thor: BROTHER, DO IT OR YOU'LL BE LOCKED IN YOUR ROOM FOR ANOTHER WEEK!

Loki: Fine. Give me your shopping lists and money.

Tony: Money?? No, no, son. You gotta pay for it yourself!

Loki *yanks out hair angrily*

(At the grocery store)

Random shopkeeper: May I help you?

Loki: Uh, I need, umm, this. *shoves all the shopping lists in the shopkeeper's face*

Random shopkeeper: Oh, umm, okay? Right this way for the birdseeds.

Loki: BIRDSEEDS?

Random shopkeeper: Well this list belongs to someone by the name of Clint Barton, slash Hawkeye. Does he own a bird of any sort?

Loki: No. But he is one.

Random shopkeeper: Now, now, that's not very nice.

Loki: Like I care, you mortal!

Random shopkeeper: Alright, get out of this shop now!

Loki: Don't you tell me what to do, you pathetic human!

Random shopkeeper: OUT! You cannot harass the workers or customers here! IT IS THE POLICY!

Loki: But-but-if I go, Natasha will kill me!

Random shopkeeper: OMG! YOU ACT LIKE I EVEN CARE! OUT!

(Loki has logged off)

(At the Stark Tower)

(Loki is online)

Natasha: So? Where's my shopping??

Loki: I'm gonna leave.

Thor: Why are you leaving, my dear brother?

Loki: Because I can.

Tony: JARVIS, lock the doors.

Loki: Damn it.

Clint: Did you get my birdseeds?

Tony: And my Cheetos?

Bruce: And my aspirin?

Loki: Aspirin?? Are you sick?

Bruce: To chill when I'm in Hulk form!

Steve: What about my baby powder?

Loki: WHAT BABY POWDER?

Steve: *pats hair fondly* Keeps my hair dry and less oily.

Natasha: *takes out weapons* SO YOU DIDN'T GET IT?

Loki: Umm, umm, umm...

Clint: *takes out weapon* DID YOU?

Loki: Umm, I didn't get it.

Natasha: ARRRGGGGGHHH!

Clint: ARRRGGGGGHHH!

Thor: Widow of Black and Eye of Hawk, calm down. It was a mistake!

Natasha: Oh so you want a piece of me too, Thor?

Thor: Uh oh!

(Thor has been disabled from the chatroom)

(Loki has been disabled from the chatroom)

(Natasha has logged off)

(Clint has logged off)

Steve: I'm going to go and cry over my baby powder.

Tony: I'm going to go and get plain potato chips since Loki didn't get my Cheetos!

Bruce: I'm gonna go and Hulk out and kill Loki.

(The chatroom has been disabled)

This was more interesting. Poor Loki. I wonder if he's still alive. And Thor too.

Next up...IDK!