Hi all. Thought I'd throw in Ultron, Loki and some other MARVEL villains (maybe). Enjoy!
(Ultron is online)
(Loki is online)
Ultron: Hello.
Loki: Hello, you robotic mortal. Now kneel.
Ultron: You don't tell me what to do!!
Loki: Why not? KNEEL!
Ultron: Because...
Loki: *raises eyebrow expectantly* Because??
Ultron: I am free...
Loki: 0_0
Ultron: there are...no strings on me...
Loki: That's just ridiculous. Now kneel!
Ultron: Once I have ripped your brains out and turned it to ash with my laser powers!!
Loki: Ooh so scary!! Just because you're a robot, it doesn't mean people pee in their pants at the sight of you.
Ultron: The Avengers did!
Loki: But they defeated you!!
Ultron: They defeated you too, God of Mischief! What are you talking about??
Loki: 0_0
Ultron: BURN!!!!!!!!!
Loki: You're scary. Will you be my friend?
Ultron: Sure thing, pal! Cause you got a friend in me!!
Loki: I am not in the mood for Disney references. But what I AM in the mood for is...
Ultron: I know what you're gonna say!!
Loki: A VILLAIN SLUMBER PARTY!!!
Ultron: HELL YEAH!! IMMA INVITE SOME OTHER VILLAINS!
Loki: And if they say no??
Ultron: WHO'S GONNA SAY NO TO ME??
Loki: True that. Im gonna go and get this slumber set up!! See ya bestie!!
Ultron: Right back at ya, BFF!
(An hour later)
(Ultron is online)
(Loki is online)
Loki: *waits anxiously for villain friends*
(Mandarin is online)
(Dr Zola is online)
Ultron: MY FRIENDS! YOU READY TO PARTY??
Dr Zola: Sure, right after I brainwash five more people I have recently kidnapped.
Mandarin: Anyone care to help me polish these missiles?
Loki: Do you mind, people, we are here for a slumber party??
Mandarin: Oh right!!
Dr Zola: You told us to bring something to share so I bought these...VILLAIN FORTUNE COOKIES!!!
Loki: *opens one and reads* "You will rule the world"
Ultron: What a coincidence.
Mandarin: *opens a cookie and reads* You will be amongst friends soon??
Ultron: wtf is that meant to mean??
Mandarin: And there's a picture of fruit peelings next to it!!
Dr Zola: Oh I get it! You're a mandarin fruit, like your name!! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Mandarin: No, just no.
Loki: Okay....so enough cookies!! Let's stay up all night watching evil movies, sharing our villainous laughs and pigging out!!
Ultron: that's not really something I can do. Robots can't eat ya know!
Dr Zola: Then I shall hand you a bottle of gasoline to feast on whilst we eat marshmallows, chips, popcorn, ice cream, chocolate, tacos, pizz-
Ultron: You dare brag about your abilities to eat foods whilst I can't! You dare to attempt to rank me in a lower level than you?!?!
Mandarin: Uh oh
Ultron: GRAAHH...
(Loki, Ultron, Dr Zola and Mandarin have logged off)
(The Avengers have logged on)
Steve: Hey, did anyone else hear a loud crash coming from Loki's room?
Best I could do with a baby bouncing on the keyboard and a vaccinated arm!! *gasps* lightbulb!!! Have a great day, everyone! Also, everyone is staying at Stark tower BTW just to make things simpler.
YOU ARE READING
The Avengers Chatroom
FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
