(Steve and Dr Zola are online)
Steve: Dr Zola??
Dr Zola: Steve.
Steve: So, umm, how's prison?
Dr Zola: YOU IDIOT! ULTRON BROKE ME OUTTA PRISON OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T BE HERE!
Steve: Oh well sorry I'm not up to date with you and your villain friends.
Dr Zola: That's alright!!
Steve: I was using sarcasm, something Stark taught me.
Dr Zola: Well so was I!
Steve: 0.0
Dr Zola: So anyways, I heard you fought with the Winter Soldier recently?
Steve: HE WAS MY FRIEND HOW COULD YOU!
Dr Zola: Ooh I've hit a soft spot, Star Spangled Man with a Plan!
Steve: What about you little Schmidt friend? How is he?
Dr Zola: Well...
Steve: Oh wait, I forgot, he's dead! HAHAHAHAHA!
Dr Zola: Well your friend the Winter Soldier was sorta dead so we're even now!
Steve: NO YOU IDIOT HE'S ALIVE! UNLIKE RED-HEADED SCHMIDT!
Dr Zola: How dare you disrespect Schmidt's memory! He was a loving man who always respected his peers and treated everyone like equals!
Steve: I'm sorry but I think you got the definition wrong, shortie!! RESPECT MEANS WORSHIP AND UNDERSTANDING!!
Dr Zola: HE STILL TREATED HIS PEERS LIKE EQUALS!
Steve: Oh yeah?? Then why did he leave you to rot in prison??
Dr Zola: He didn't have, umm, time to, umm, rescue me?? A mastermind like him must, umm, use his time wisely.
Steve: EXCUSES EXCUSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dr Zola: Umm, well you know what? I think I'm going to um...
Steve: Cry yo eyes out in the corner??
Dr Zola: Yeah! I mean, wait, I mean, go and eat some steak!
Steve: You don't eat meat!!
Dr Zola: Oh, I meant vegetarian steak!
Steve: Where did you find that?
Dr Zola: Oh did I say steak? I meant, umm, sssstttt-
Steve: Yeah??
Dr Zola: STEW! STEW! I mean, umm, *coughs* stew.
Steve: Err, ok....have fun with your stew??
(Dr Zola has logged off)
(The Avengers are online)
(Pietro and Wanda are online)
Wanda: WOO HOO! Well done, Steve!! *bats eyelashes at Steve*
Tony: For once, I reckon you were great!
Steve: What's that supposed to mean!
Natasha: Tony shut up. *flicks hair out and whips Tony with it*
Tony: Ouch!!
Pietro: Good job Steve.
Clint: Well done!
Thor: WELL DONE CAPTAIN OF AMERICA!
Bruce: I'M HULKING OUT WITH JOY!
Natasha: Is that even possible?
Clint:....
Steve: :D
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FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
