A/N-Hi all! Just wanted to add: Pretend Clint ain't married and he has no kids! PLEASE! It IS a fan fiction after all! Anyways, enjoy!
(Thor, Fury and Maria Hill are online)
Thor: DIRECTOR FURY!!!!!!!!! AGENT HILL!!!!!!!!! HI! I LIKE FOOOOOOOD!
Fury: Thor, please stop with the capital letters or I will throw out your One Direction albums.
Maria: *cough* I may have already thrown them out *cough*
Thor: YOU WHAT??????????
Fury: Thor, stop with the capital letters AND the excessive use of punctuation or I'll throw out your L'Oreal hair products.
Maria: *cough* I may have already thrown them out *cough*
Thor: YOU WHAT?????
Fury: Thor, stop - oh screw it.
Thor: LADY MARIA THREW OUT MY PRECIOUS HAIR PRODUCTS?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Thoreal, where hath thou fled????
Maria: Augghh! God! Oh, whoops. No pun intended.
Fury: What're we gonna do?
(Natasha, Clint, Steve, Tony and Bruce are online)
Steve: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
Natasha: I CAN'T STAND THE NOISE!
Tony: IT SOUNDS LIKE A DYING WHALE EATING A DYING T-REX EATING A DYING ELEPHANT!
Bruce: WHAT TONY?
Tony: I SAID IT SOUNDS LIKE A DYING WHALE EATING A DY-
Bruce: ACTUALLY TONY SHUT UP OR ALL THIS NOISE COLLABORATING WILL MAKE ME HULK OUT!
Clint: OH THE NOISE! I CAN'T HEAR A THING! THE HORROR!!!!!
Steve: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS?
Natasha: HOW ARE WE MEANT TO KNOW??
Clint: MY EARS!!
Fury: WHAT IS IT WITH THE CAPITAL LETTERS?
Maria: *raises eyebrow*
Fury: *cough* I mean, what is it with the capital letters?
Steve: Maria, what's going on?
Maria: Thor just found out that I, err, accidentally threw out his L'Oreal and One Direction albums.
Thor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HARRY! HE WAS GONNA MARRY ME!
Clint: Umm, okay...
Thor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY THOREAL! I WAS WORTH IT!
Natasha: God advertising can be so strange.
Tony: Thor, just get over it. Please! For the sake of, uh, God!
Bruce: o_0
Fury: Someone just get Thor to stop pining! He's eating my Pirates of the Caribbean cupcakes muttering about misery and sadness and heartache.
Thor: *nibbles pirate cupcakes* so sad...
Steve: Hey! He's losing the capital letters!
Thor: *nibbles pirate cupcake* won't ever be happy again...
Fury: Finally! No capital letters! I'm going to celebrate and find new Pirates of the Caribbean cupcakes. Agent Hill, back to work.
Maria: *huffs* But it's lunch break!
Fury: It's ten in the morning! Stop making excuses!
Maria: Gosh, fine! See ya , guys! Oh and Nat, don't forget our girl's slumber! Tell Wanda and Peppa for me too yeah?
Natasha: Great! I will and see you there!
(Fury and Maria have logged off)
Thor: *nibbles cupcake* oh the misery...
Clint: Guys I know it's great that Thor's off the capital letters and all but I hate to see him like this!
Bruce: Aww, Clint, you had to ruin it!
Clint: Just being considerate!
Steve: But how're we gonna make him happy again? That'd mean replacing the albums and L'Oreal products!!
Natasha: And none of us have the money it buy it so...
Tony: *edges away*
Natasha: Oi, rich boy! What're you doing? Get back here!
Tony: Gah! Fine, I'll replace the stuff!
Clint: There's a good lad!
Tony: Hey Thor...
Thor: *nibbles pirate cupcakes* my heart is in pieces...
Tony: *sighs* Hey, Thor, come, I'm gonna buy you all the ID albums you want and a month's worth of L'Oreal products okay?
Thor: OH MY GOSH! YES MAN OF IRON! LET US BUY THESE WONDEROUS GIFTS! AND AFTERWARDS, YOU CAN LISTEN TO THEM WITH ME!
Tony: Err...
Bruce: Tony!!
Tony: *sighs* Come on Thor.
(Tony and Thor have logged off)
Natasha: Capital letters are back!!
Steve: Fury's not gonna be too happy.
Clint: And guess who's gonna break the news to him, Steve? YOU!
Steve: No! I can't!
Natasha: You've got one hour to do it golden boy! Or else...
Steve: ARGH! Okay, okay! Sheesh, what'd I do to you?
Natasha: It's not what you did to me. It's what you did to Wanda! Lucky for you, she's over you now!
Steve: Well, I like Peggy better anyways...
Natasha: Just go and tell Fury!!
Clint: Whoa!!! Nat, calm your farm!
Natasha: I don't have a freaking farm to calm!
Steve: I'm leaving...
Natasha: You'd better tell Fury!
(Steve has logged off)
Natasha: Hmph!
Clint: Okay, Nat, let's go get you a Snickers.
Natasha: Grr...
(Clint and Natasha have logged off)
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FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
