The Avengers Chatroom

47. Cheep!

(Clint is online)

Clint: Okay, where's Nat?

(Natasha has ninja-flipped into the chat, tackling Clint)

Clint: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Natasha: Okay, Clint. Let's get this date challenge week over and done with. Where are we going?

Clint: To the –

Natasha: You know what; it took a lot to get me to agree with this challenge so I get to choose.

Clint: Oh, okay.

Natasha: We're going to the diner.

Clint: Oh. That's a bit lame. I was thinking maybe the bird exhibit in –

Natasha: WE ARE GOING TO THE DINER WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!

Clint: *whimpers* But why there? It's a little boring; I thought you'd want something a little more adventurous.

Natasha: Grr!

Clint: AHHH! OKAY!!

AT THE DINER

Clint: I guess we should order some food. The bird exhibit would've been fun. I could've been with my own kind. *daydreams*

Natasha: Excuse me?

Clint: Err, nothing!

(Scott is online)

Scott: Hi, I'm Scott your waiter. What can I get you?

Clint: Hey Scott, it's me, Clint.

Scott: Oh hey! And hi Natasha! How're you guys?

Natasha: *smiles* Hi!

Clint: Oh so now you're happy Nat?

Natasha: *sighs*

Scott: So are you two dating now or something?

Natasha: Yeah, I guess.

Clint: You work here, Scott?

Scott: Yeah, I got fired from my last job at the department store for insulting an old lady. Oh and she was with Steve!

Clint: Cool!

Scott: So can I take your order?

Natasha: I'll have the roasted duck breast and a couscous salad on the side, thanks.

Clint: Have you got any birdseed?

Scott: Birdseeds? No, why?

Clint: Err, no reason. *huffs* I don't know what to order.

Scott: How about a chicken salad with our special, a jacket potato?

Clint: Ch-chicken?? *gasp* THEY'RE BIRDS!! MY OWN KIND!

Natasha: Excuse me, Clint? You're a human, not a bird.

Scott: I do believe he is beginning his "bird" phase.

Clint: I CAN'T HAVE A CHICKEN SALAD! NO WAY! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Natasha: Clint, shut up!

Clint: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Scott: Then – then – how about you have a – a – I DON'T KNOW!!!!

Clint: *grabs Scott* YOU AN'T MAKE ME EAT MY OWN KIND! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NEVER!

Scott: Okay, okay! You don't have to eat chicken! Eat something else!

Natasha: Clint!

Clint: NOOOOOOOOO – Oh, okay. I'll have a lamb and snow pea salad with coleslaw, please.

Natasha: Oh, gosh. *face palm* That took you a while.

Scott: Err, Clint? Could you let go of my neck please? I can't breathe.

Clint: Huh? Oh sure. *releases Scott's neck*

Scott: Phew! *breathes heavily*

Scott: I'll get your food now.

(Scott has logged off)

Natasha: Clint, what is that about?

Clint: Hmm? Oh, umm, well, Scott tried to make me eat my own kind! Cheep!

Natasha: Stop it, you're not a bird!

Clint: Cheep cheep! But – but –

Natasha: Just stop.

(Scott is online)

Scott: Hereisyourfooddon'thurtmepleaseihaveadaughter!!

Clint: Cheep! Sorry.

Natasha: Clint!!

Clint: Yes Nat? Cheep!

Natasha: That's it, we're leaving! Scott can you please put our food in takeaway boxes?

Scott: Sure.

Clint: Why are we leaving?

Natasha: You're embarrassing me!

Scott: Here's your food! They're in boxes! And here's your bill! That's twenty-seven dollars and ninety cents, thanks.

Clint: Here's your pay. Thanks Scott. Cheep!

Natasha: URGH! STOP IT! *takes takeaway bag*

Scott: Bye guys! See you around!

Clint: Remember to come by Stark Tower some time. We'd be pleased to have you and bring your daughter if you want! Cheep!

Natasha: Clint! And bye Scott!

(Natasha and Clint have logged off)

Scott: Maybe I should come by Stark Tower sometime. It's just down the street! 

A/N- Hi guys! So I've got a lot of free time today. Luckily. 

So, Scott (Ant Man) is here. Yay! And yes, he will appear again so don't panic. We all love Scott!

And for those who haven't seen the Civil War trailer, here is the link! It's fabulous!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVdV-lxRPFo

EDIT: Dedication goes to SereneTLW for reading this and voting! I love you, mwah!