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(Natasha and Clint are online)
Clint: You look very nice, Nat.
Natasha: Stop trying to be a gent, I wear this all the time.
Clint: Except for that flower in your hair.
Natasha: 0_0
Clint: And the dark blue dress
Natasha: Want to order now-
Clint: and the massive red heels.
Natasha: OK stop, maybe I DID change my outfit, but I still have the bright red lipstick!!
Clint: OH BECAUSE THAT TOTALLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE.
Waitress: MAY I TAKE UR ORDERS NOW?
Clint: oh sorry. I'll have a meatball taco with a salsa dressing plz.
Natasha: And I'll have a-
Clint: With a bunch of fried chips on the side
Natasha: Erm, Clint??
Clint: And a large cola please. Yes Nat?
Natasha: Never mind. I'll have a regular cheese burger please with a small lemonade.
Waitress: SURE THING MR AND MRS BARTON!
Natasha: What??
(Waitress has logged off)
Clint: Hey doesn't that waitress' hair remind you of Thor's?
Natasha: Yeah sorta.
Clint: So....
Natasha: So....
(Waitress has logged on)
Waitress: HERE ARE YOUR EARTH FOODS!!!!!!!!!!!
Natasha: Earth food? Thor is that you?
Waitress: DAMNIT! THE MAN OF IRON AND CAPTAIN OF AMERICA SENT ME HERE.
Clint: What??
Natasha: This explains a lot. I'm going to go and kill them!!
(Natasha, Clint and waitress have logged off)
BONUS: This is whilst Clint and Natasha are eating/talking
(Tony is online)
(Steve is online)
(Loki is online)
Steve: Tony, why do we have to hide in the kitchens? The smell of yummy foods is making me hungry!!!
Tony: Shut it, pie face!
Loki: Are you hungry, Steve, cuz Im gonna give you some food!!
Steve: Loki wait stop-
Loki: *smashes pasta bowl in Steve's face*
Tony: *takes a picture of Steve*
Steve: Give me a towel someone.
Loki: Look, Thor is taking their orders!!
Tony: He looks funny in that waitress outfit and makeup.
Steve: Will someone PLEASE GIVE ME A TOWEL??
Tony: Now Thor's going to get the food.
(Waitress has logged on)
Waitress: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A MEATBALL TACO WITH SALSA DRESSING AND FRIED CHIPS ON THE SIDE AND A LARGE COLA?
Loki: Is that what Clint is eating?
Waitress: AND A REGULAR CHEESEBURGER WITH A SMALL LEMONADE!
Steve WILL SOMEONE GOD DAMNIT GET ME A TOWEL???????????????????????
Tony: Here's' the food, Thor, now go and find out what they're talking about.
(Waitress had logged off)
Loki: Oh, hey Steve, you've got some pasta sauce on your face. Need a towel.
Steve: OH SO NOW YOU NOTICE!!
Tony: Calm it Grandpa!! *hands Steve a towel*
Loki: Oh look, Thor is talking to Clint and Natasha. *smiles evilly*
Steve: OH NO THEY'RE LOOKING PRETTY ANGRY
Tony: Now they're heading over here.
Loki: And taking out their weapons!
Steve: RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
(The chatroom has been disabled)
Hehe. First date turned out to be an assassin mission! How cute.
*cries* AGE OF ULTRON JUST RUINED THE FACT THAT THERE'LL BE NO CLINTASHA!
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FanfictionPretty self-explanatory. Most of the things in this chat room may have already been used. I do not own the original Marvel movies/comics. My favourite Avenger is Hawkeye!
